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Meat
@meatwagon.bsky.social
Self-taught necromancer
slinging cock rn (playing badminton)
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Boner Simpson
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Grayfruit
November 12, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I HATE careers day, my TWO MOMS (lesbians) draw VORE ART and the INFLATION kids mock me on the playground saying "our moms don't have to draw anyone getting eaten to get someone big" and say "go vore girl go!" I'M SICK OF IT
July 1, 2024 at 7:04 PM
PURGE! Magic spell.
January 6, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I remember my first time. I am of course referring to eating carrots. Heh, I bet you were thinking of something naughty. No, just carrots.
January 3, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Well. I hit fifty posts. Here's to five more 🥂🥂🥂
January 2, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Call me Mr. Flintstone I can power a car by running
December 31, 2023 at 9:16 AM
Seg.
December 29, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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Made by @meatwagon.bsky.social

Beautiful edit of the dear grug cake
December 28, 2023 at 6:15 AM
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When the meat bicycle runs out of meat juice so you gotta meat it up
December 28, 2023 at 6:04 AM
These 'bitches' are attempting to trick me into stealing their ideas. I'm just gonna put it on the table - I'm no FUCKING thief. Do not get it twisted or I will be the one twisting you.
December 28, 2023 at 5:54 AM
I wish I was a cartoon depiction of a pirate, there would be no greater joy than having a small companion who rests on my shoulder and squawks at my enemies.
December 25, 2023 at 4:03 AM
I thrive on toxic positivity. I get high on the poison.
December 24, 2023 at 11:18 AM
What's up? The answer may not be obvious at first.
December 23, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Grinning so hard it hurts and making little noises in excitement anticipating the lynch mob that will inevitably hunt me down because I told Janice a couple blocks away that her flower garden smelled like poo.
December 21, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Have you ever tried a drug? It's alright, I'm not a cop. Just want to give a word of advice, don't be silly about it. The wackier you get the bigger a target you become for policemen, the mob, government officials, cryptids etc.
December 19, 2023 at 9:05 AM
What if you were in a cartoon, a la Tom Jerry. Would it be like torture, enduring comical injuries on a constant basis? Would you even pull through and decide to continue living. A grim thought for such a lighthearted subject.
December 17, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Get this: Fortnite, but in real life. Heh, that's Jordan's America for you.
December 17, 2023 at 9:23 AM
Damn. He really did that.
December 17, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Are you a little Queer? Be honest.
December 17, 2023 at 2:33 AM
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This is awesome
December 15, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Mr. Beeps Boop the charming and wisecracking robot has died. RIP to a steel one.
December 16, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Look out for the Graaaghgoyle
December 14, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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guys will be like "dude you dont understand. i've got that dog in me"

so where is the wagging tail? the playful bark? the joy of a ball?

i dont think dogs are particularly interested in pick up culture
December 3, 2023 at 5:52 PM