I mean I know she’s trash but if I were Ghidlaine Maxwell oh the songs I’d be singing and the DMs to Ronan I’d be writing today.

Why can’t you workout today? Oh no big deal I ran into my toddler’s stool at full speed and bruised (broke?) my three small toes… turns out those matter

Today’s running thoughts-I am now the body that 25 me use to think “well good for you” about. Life comes at you fast. Still proud I elbowed the boomer who was walking 3 across at a bike path pinch point. Even in progressive LA it’s obvious moms take on more of the childcare burden. Bike and

My 5 yr old just told me that they aren’t showing Taylor Swift during the Super Bowl because she’s pregnant. In case you’re wondering how misinformation starts.

So we need more masculine energy but also it’s too cold for an outside inauguration….

New York Times today is all I can’t believe we have to tell you all to wash your hand more again

The “but but but the children” voices when it comes to drag queen brunches/ book reading but not when there is irrefutable proof that Matt Gaetz r-p-d a girl is telling. Maybe just maybe it’s not the kids?

Day 1 9:20am of winter break. Already regretting decisions made 6 and 3 years ago…

The realization that once you’re on my holiday card list you’re on till you move and don’t give me your new address… is really giving my anxiety a journey today.

Would not recommend drinking some vodka then ~10 mins later trying to cut a mango. Just a PSA for the other parents out there

So I put “Taylor Mix” on in Spotify. And every other song is her and I’m like “they finally get it”