I love bein a dude I just cranked it and then put 20 olives on a frozen pizza

Love when trans artists say they’re “examining the trans body” hell yeah brother me too #t4t

Open my phone visibly angry and distressed. Put in wired earbuds. Open Spotify. Close Spotify. Open my shitty mp3 player app and click play on 8 hour long mp3 file just labelled “Stupid Music”. Beam the most genuine contented smile that anyone has ever had on their face in the history of the world.

i think ive watched the Dances Moving series more than any other videos on youtube at this point its like a shortcut to feeling feelings

the lego batman video game (2008) goes so crazy especially when youre playing it with your little brother on the same old xbox you guys played it on growing up

I don't know if I make good music... but it's definitely at least just as bad as some other music

i think all the ninjas from ninjago are in a polycule

why did sun tzu end all his quotes by saying his own name

Coding themed drag artist named Mx. MSP

Every single rap battle video on my fyp goes like this:

Female rapper: I can't take you seriously you leave me with the giggles I'm laughing so deliriously cuz you sound like the wiggles

Male rapper: Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking bitch I'll break into your house and kill you in your sleep

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