Nurse Smackie 🥊
@mediscare.bsky.social
health care villain, enjoyer of pens, occasional doer of martial arts
I'm so glad my mum is sold on a Mac, literally anything that stops dad from trying to install Norton Antivirus is a blessing
January 17, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I'm so glad my mum is sold on a Mac, literally anything that stops dad from trying to install Norton Antivirus is a blessing
Feeling unstoppable day one post adenotonsillectomy, none of this soft food bullshit. I'm eating to scrape off the slough. I will be punished at the day 5-7 mark but that's not for a while yet.
December 14, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Feeling unstoppable day one post adenotonsillectomy, none of this soft food bullshit. I'm eating to scrape off the slough. I will be punished at the day 5-7 mark but that's not for a while yet.
It's more fun to compute
December 5, 2023 at 2:08 PM
It's more fun to compute
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Shout, shout. Let it all out
Here is my handle and here's my spout
Come on. I'm talking to you
Teapot
Here is my handle and here's my spout
Come on. I'm talking to you
Teapot
November 27, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Shout, shout. Let it all out
Here is my handle and here's my spout
Come on. I'm talking to you
Teapot
Here is my handle and here's my spout
Come on. I'm talking to you
Teapot
Placed a click and collect order for NOVELTY BUTTONS that I would like by tomorrow to give to a patient's wife (she's crocheting) and forgot it's Black Friday, pray for me
November 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Placed a click and collect order for NOVELTY BUTTONS that I would like by tomorrow to give to a patient's wife (she's crocheting) and forgot it's Black Friday, pray for me
Hokkien noodles from local food court Chinese place are my new found weakness. Delicious.
November 21, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Hokkien noodles from local food court Chinese place are my new found weakness. Delicious.
I'm such a fiber-pilled Metamucel
November 18, 2023 at 1:46 PM
I'm such a fiber-pilled Metamucel
Forgot I've got Bloc Party/Interpol and Kraftwerk coming up, damn boi
November 9, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Forgot I've got Bloc Party/Interpol and Kraftwerk coming up, damn boi
Beautiful old man
October 26, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Beautiful old man
I just went from finding out Róisín Murphy had a new album, to the album art reminding me of the video for Faceshopping by SOPHIE, to finding out Róisín Murphy got them UK transphobia brain worms. This sucks!
October 26, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I just went from finding out Róisín Murphy had a new album, to the album art reminding me of the video for Faceshopping by SOPHIE, to finding out Róisín Murphy got them UK transphobia brain worms. This sucks!
I saw this wrapping paper and immediately started frothing at the mouth and needed to buy it. It's from Kmart.
October 16, 2023 at 6:08 AM
I saw this wrapping paper and immediately started frothing at the mouth and needed to buy it. It's from Kmart.
Specialist's rooms has a travel agency built into it which is prominently advertised with doctors as an afterthought, so I walked right the fuck past the building. Had to come back, then walked past the receptionist too. This is stupid. I hate inner city rich people areas.
October 5, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Specialist's rooms has a travel agency built into it which is prominently advertised with doctors as an afterthought, so I walked right the fuck past the building. Had to come back, then walked past the receptionist too. This is stupid. I hate inner city rich people areas.
❎ Work
✅ Physio
✅ Booked dentist
✅ Booked massage
✅ Booked thyroid USS
✅ Woke up covered in chip crumbs
✅ Physio
✅ Booked dentist
✅ Booked massage
✅ Booked thyroid USS
✅ Woke up covered in chip crumbs
October 3, 2023 at 5:36 AM
❎ Work
✅ Physio
✅ Booked dentist
✅ Booked massage
✅ Booked thyroid USS
✅ Woke up covered in chip crumbs
✅ Physio
✅ Booked dentist
✅ Booked massage
✅ Booked thyroid USS
✅ Woke up covered in chip crumbs
Want to list my favourite family stories somewhere. Maybe I should illustrate them in my little composition notebook. That time my uncle broke his wrist and carried a reusable bag with a wasp nest in it to Woolworths was good. And yes, it was full of wasps. Angry ones. That got jiggled by the walk.
September 27, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Want to list my favourite family stories somewhere. Maybe I should illustrate them in my little composition notebook. That time my uncle broke his wrist and carried a reusable bag with a wasp nest in it to Woolworths was good. And yes, it was full of wasps. Angry ones. That got jiggled by the walk.
Reposted by Nurse Smackie 🥊
Another year, another Hobonichi I'll forget to use
September 26, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Another year, another Hobonichi I'll forget to use
My hospital is still paper-based and I hope it stays that way until I retire or die because "you're good at computers!" requests already eat up much of my time without people also making me do their charting for them
September 25, 2023 at 4:13 PM
My hospital is still paper-based and I hope it stays that way until I retire or die because "you're good at computers!" requests already eat up much of my time without people also making me do their charting for them
I hope this works and I don't just blow up my long suffering rice cooker
September 25, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I hope this works and I don't just blow up my long suffering rice cooker
Moving onto a new platform is easy when you were previously doing the internet equivalent of squatting in an abandoned house looking inside a burnt out rusted Kelvinator yelling "WE'RE OUT OF GRAPES!!!" to your imaginary spouse
September 24, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Moving onto a new platform is easy when you were previously doing the internet equivalent of squatting in an abandoned house looking inside a burnt out rusted Kelvinator yelling "WE'RE OUT OF GRAPES!!!" to your imaginary spouse
Another peek into the composition book of doodles I've been slowly filling. No pencil, no erasing, just fun and embracing mistakes. Heavily inspired by Lynda Barry's syllabus.
September 24, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Another peek into the composition book of doodles I've been slowly filling. No pencil, no erasing, just fun and embracing mistakes. Heavily inspired by Lynda Barry's syllabus.
Hello here's a pen test, medievalish penguin. I don't know shit about armour or weapons, but I do know about penguins and this here is an Adélie.
September 24, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Hello here's a pen test, medievalish penguin. I don't know shit about armour or weapons, but I do know about penguins and this here is an Adélie.