Medium Daddy Kane
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Here for the old Twitter vibes.
Vince McMahon to creator of the WWF WrestleFest arcade game:
“I don’t give a rats ass what you do with the difficulty levels of the other tag teams. You just be sure that Legion of Doom collects at least three fifty to defeat them. You got me, NERD”?
“I don’t give a rats ass what you do with the difficulty levels of the other tag teams. You just be sure that Legion of Doom collects at least three fifty to defeat them. You got me, NERD”?
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Vince McMahon to creator of the WWF WrestleFest arcade game:
“I don’t give a rats ass what you do with the difficulty levels of the other tag teams. You just be sure that Legion of Doom collects at least three fifty to defeat them. You got me, NERD”?
“I don’t give a rats ass what you do with the difficulty levels of the other tag teams. You just be sure that Legion of Doom collects at least three fifty to defeat them. You got me, NERD”?
I wanna witness the meanest dude at a sportsbar go apeshit if the bartender doesn’t put on the WNBA game right. fucking. now.
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I wanna witness the meanest dude at a sportsbar go apeshit if the bartender doesn’t put on the WNBA game right. fucking. now.
America won't be great again until we get more 70' flat screens in bars. Why aren't the floors and ceiling fans tvs? Why isn't the bartender a tv?
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
America won't be great again until we get more 70' flat screens in bars. Why aren't the floors and ceiling fans tvs? Why isn't the bartender a tv?
You ever been sparkin’ a bong and scrollin’ your phone but then later you’re scrollin’ your bong and sparking’ your phone yeah 🔥⚡️me 🔥⚡️neither🔥⚡️
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You ever been sparkin’ a bong and scrollin’ your phone but then later you’re scrollin’ your bong and sparking’ your phone yeah 🔥⚡️me 🔥⚡️neither🔥⚡️
First it was identity crisis and now blatant misinformation.
September 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
First it was identity crisis and now blatant misinformation.
Charlie Kirk ruined 9/11
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Charlie Kirk ruined 9/11
If your toast starts with "for those of you that don't know me" it should be followed with "...your loss."
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If your toast starts with "for those of you that don't know me" it should be followed with "...your loss."
I tried to set a new record of how many time I could masturbate in one day, just to see if I could pull it off.
July 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I tried to set a new record of how many time I could masturbate in one day, just to see if I could pull it off.
Corinthians 13 4-8 is to the ceremony::The Macarena is to the reception.
#BasicBitchScripture
#BasicBitchScripture
June 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Corinthians 13 4-8 is to the ceremony::The Macarena is to the reception.
#BasicBitchScripture
#BasicBitchScripture
The moment I lost faith in humanity was when I observed the rapid rise of people watching videos in public without headphones.
June 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The moment I lost faith in humanity was when I observed the rapid rise of people watching videos in public without headphones.
I logged into Zoom for an ADHD medication request at the specified time. Doctor immediately said "Denied" and ended the session.
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I logged into Zoom for an ADHD medication request at the specified time. Doctor immediately said "Denied" and ended the session.
If you want to know what your current biggest challenges in life are, look no further than the browser tabs you've had open for weeks.
June 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you want to know what your current biggest challenges in life are, look no further than the browser tabs you've had open for weeks.
Yeah I'm probably an absolute monster but I have no reservations about yelling NO to an unsupervised child asking me something wack.
June 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yeah I'm probably an absolute monster but I have no reservations about yelling NO to an unsupervised child asking me something wack.
Casting director: Wow it says here you were in Goodfellas! What part were you?
May 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Casting director: Wow it says here you were in Goodfellas! What part were you?
Mortal Kombat but the characters say KARATE every move.
May 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mortal Kombat but the characters say KARATE every move.
My father-in-law is so repressed, he is chugging the rest of his 8th Sprite as they're clearing out guests from the wedding.
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My father-in-law is so repressed, he is chugging the rest of his 8th Sprite as they're clearing out guests from the wedding.
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Probably peaked the first time I had a cigarette inside a car.
April 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Probably peaked the first time I had a cigarette inside a car.
Sunday Morning Epiphany
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sunday Morning Epiphany
I watch 'This Old House' entirely for the hardest Boston accents imaginable.
April 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I watch 'This Old House' entirely for the hardest Boston accents imaginable.
Motorcycle just drove by me blasting, you guessed it... a podcast.
blasting.you
April 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Motorcycle just drove by me blasting, you guessed it... a podcast.
I honked at 5 cars today for sitting at a green light in front of me. Didn't break the record, just journaling how bad U.S. motorists are with phones.
April 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I honked at 5 cars today for sitting at a green light in front of me. Didn't break the record, just journaling how bad U.S. motorists are with phones.
The two things I am most grateful I have never gotten into are Heroine and Reels.
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The two things I am most grateful I have never gotten into are Heroine and Reels.
Pollination is basically two plants luring a flight animal into a threesome.
March 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Pollination is basically two plants luring a flight animal into a threesome.