MediumSizeMeech
@mediumsizemeech.bsky.social
Handsome writer. Willa Ford Stan. Extremely Humble Skeeter sending out cool skeets. Subscribe to my Newsletter 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙈𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙄𝙩! he/him - Here against my will
Need Ralph Fiennes and Stanley Tucci to wake UP and get ON a press tour. I need them to queer bait. I need them on Hot Ones. I need them playing with puppies on Buzzfeed because we are GETTING that Best Picture Oscar for Conclave, do you hear me?!?!???
November 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Need Ralph Fiennes and Stanley Tucci to wake UP and get ON a press tour. I need them to queer bait. I need them on Hot Ones. I need them playing with puppies on Buzzfeed because we are GETTING that Best Picture Oscar for Conclave, do you hear me?!?!???
Sabrina Carpenter and Quinta Brunson look like they’re in the bottom two on Flavor of Love
November 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Sabrina Carpenter and Quinta Brunson look like they’re in the bottom two on Flavor of Love
I forgot to mention I’m funny AND hot—in Austria
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I forgot to mention I’m funny AND hot—in Austria
Me: “who’s the most famous person you’ve ever hooked up with?”
Glen Powell:
Glen Powell:
November 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Me: “who’s the most famous person you’ve ever hooked up with?”
Glen Powell:
Glen Powell:
The Substance
November 20, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The Substance
Paul Mescal’s Gucci suit, never put anyone on my rob list so fast
November 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Paul Mescal’s Gucci suit, never put anyone on my rob list so fast
Me posting the same thing on every social media account but changing it a lil bit each time
November 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Me posting the same thing on every social media account but changing it a lil bit each time
Every time I use BlueSky I feel like Sandra Bullock in The Net in the sense that I don’t really remember what happened in that movie but like, it’s the internet?
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Every time I use BlueSky I feel like Sandra Bullock in The Net in the sense that I don’t really remember what happened in that movie but like, it’s the internet?
So that’s a no…
November 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
So that’s a no…
Twitter’s continued implosion would be a great time for Bluesky to move forward with its ingenuity, instead
July 31, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Twitter’s continued implosion would be a great time for Bluesky to move forward with its ingenuity, instead
She was a doll. He built a bomb. Could I make it any more obvious?????
July 4, 2023 at 5:54 PM
She was a doll. He built a bomb. Could I make it any more obvious?????
The 4th of July is not about Benjamin Frankfurt, George Jefferson, or any of the other founding fathers, it’s about barbecue—your uncle who can’t cook burning things on the grill, and this banger from Mariah Carey🫡
July 4, 2023 at 1:30 PM
The 4th of July is not about Benjamin Frankfurt, George Jefferson, or any of the other founding fathers, it’s about barbecue—your uncle who can’t cook burning things on the grill, and this banger from Mariah Carey🫡
The Rock Hudson documentary on HBO was very revealing
July 4, 2023 at 2:39 AM
The Rock Hudson documentary on HBO was very revealing
It’s almost her time. Also this photoshop is so scary
July 3, 2023 at 1:35 PM
It’s almost her time. Also this photoshop is so scary
Oh god—what has she done!
July 2, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Oh god—what has she done!
The fact that you can’t save drafts on here, Katy Perry baby I am SO sorry
July 2, 2023 at 1:33 PM
The fact that you can’t save drafts on here, Katy Perry baby I am SO sorry
Bluesky stopped signups when they saw everybody fleeing from Twitter. They said
July 2, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Bluesky stopped signups when they saw everybody fleeing from Twitter. They said
Blewsky vs Twitter
May 13, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Blewsky vs Twitter
