"I like watching porn that's completely different than what I'm like in real life you know? Like, completely wild stuff when I only like missionary!"

(Me, who only likes porn where the men have micropenises) "Uhhhh yeah totally same here"

You know it's fall in Michigan when you have 5 hoodies in your car on Friday.

Starting Expedition 33 NG+ and equipping Gustave with Second Chance. Checkmate, Renoir.

Hear me out.
AI is becoming more and more complex.
That complexity requires more and more energy.
That energy requires more and more water to cool it.
Water is becoming more and more scarce.
Humans are 70% water.

I'm waiting by the phone Mr. Cameron

Hello sharks. I am looking for 1 billion dollars for my invention. This keyboard will automatically press Delete, F2, F10, F11, F12 and Escape when you reboot your computer so you never have to guess how to get to the BIOS screen. I'm offering a 0.5% stake in the company.

I think it's fair to say that Kelvin was a Sith lord.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

I have a little game I play with the dog where I'll suddenly scream "I GOTCHA" and sprint at her full speed and she'll run to the couch to safety. Except sometimes she just sits there and I trip over her and oh I just realized she also has a little game she likes to play with me

I think the main reason everything is awful now it's because not enough people changed their Facebook profile picture to a black square let's pump up these rookie numbers people

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