meestery.bsky.social
@meestery.bsky.social
Hang a sign that says 'Hotel for people who have a better than 50% chance of making it through the night"
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Late 90s worked in retail. Awful boss. She eventually left and on the last day the team presented a packet of KitKats and a card that read, "to mark your leaving, you get two fingers from all of us". God we were nerdy
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It's clear people have just had an œuf
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I like to think of it written like a ransom note. We have your parcel......
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@techpoodle.bsky.social was it Rachael?
July 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Time to call in the special branch
May 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Technically they almost couldn't be further apart ie new year 1st January 2025 then 51 weeks later is Christmas 2025. And yes, I know noone likes 'that guy'.....
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
in the micro dot on the 'i' in Rimmer's swimming certificate.... 😂
April 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You can tell the people on X that you regard them as...... People you met
April 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
All/most Seat/Cupra are named after place names in Spain. But yeah, sounds quite medicinal lol
February 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM