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MegaErnz
@megaernz.bsky.social
That guy whose coloring doesn’t stay in the lines, even when he’s the one drawing the ruddy lines.

Tarot, Paganism, & mysticism enthusiast.

He/They
Don’t forget to show some love for the birthday boy who keeps getting overshadowed!
July 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ave Rage sounds like a nice 9 foot goliath barbarian who dual wields 2-handed weapons, maybe an axe & a great sword.
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The sequel humanity has been missing
July 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
When you can’t decide which pj’s to wear to bed, superhero or sheriff.
July 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If ya do it that often I think you run the risk of finger pruning.
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Being a raccoon taking a nap with baby bunnies is now my happy place.
July 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Mexican-Americans don’t like to get up early but they have to so they do it very slowly. Cannot tell you how much sample that plays in my head. 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If your government’s corrupt, if no one else can help you, and if you can schedule an appointment with their secretary, maybe you can hire the A-TEAM!
July 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
60 years ago, a crack team of high-schoolers were sent to do farm work they weren’t capable of doing. These teens promptly escaped from a minimum wage job to the Los Angeles colleges. Still being overpaid today, they survive off government stipends.
July 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not without being completely ashamed of my life choices. I do like to hide treats around the house to ease my guilt a little.
July 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My dog read this over my shoulder, looked me right in the eye, & then just walked away. I think he’s crying on his blanket right now.
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That’s what they want you to think! Don’t believe it.
July 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Yikes! Quality control of the lizard people’s face replicators has really declined.
July 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I heard Buzz Aldrin spilled coffee on the moon once. Walking down the ladder on the first day of his new being on the moon job & spilled coffee everywhere.
July 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by MegaErnz
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July 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Serious little brother vibes
July 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Except Chief Miles O’Brien who was immediately outranked by Nog the moment Nog graduated Starfleet Academy.
July 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TNG S5 E6 The Game.
July 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This better not awaken anything in me…
July 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I, for one, am excited at the concept of glow in the dark dingleberries.
July 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Why can’t we all just get along? Make 0° water freezing temps & 100° water boiling temps & call it Celciheit.
July 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yea, but on the bright side, pet elephant!!
July 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Like immediately give birth to 3-4 beautiful sons? That’s some powerful salad! Maybe too powerful
July 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM