When that eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray.

Yeah that was a real phone call from my case manager, I only later found out that she was trying to tell me my therapist had a stroke.

"Is this *name*"
> "Who are you and what is the purpose of your call?"
"I can't answer that."
> "Ok...?"
"Goodbye"

Yeah, sorry your number didn't show up on caller ID and somehow it's my fault?

Incorrect. Do not talk to journalists about DIY at all ever.

🎵
My
Mother
The
Car
🎵

Also, fascism. Don't forget the fascism part. (Not that we weren't mostly there already but it's gonna get so much worse)

Might actually do this

True! But like they probably taste bad and I don't think I could handle that *and* being gender-questioned in public.

I would do this but like there's no noise that's "this is a shark noise" because sharks don't make noise!

"Hmm, curious. You claim to despise modern society yet continue to participate it."

I can't fucking stand people that say that kind of shit.