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trust no one. yell at everyone. insist on being driven to work in a party trolley.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I heard This Modern Love for the first time in years last night. This ends with Bloc Party in my top 5 artists for 2025 wrapped.
January 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
iOS 19 you can highlight a word and then hit the shift key to make it all caps. Tim Apple I give you this idea for free
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
there are too many dogs at the mall good lord
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Portrait of a Mentally Unwell Lady on Fire
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM
you think you’re doing okay in life and then you have stress dreams because you watched the diplomat too close to bedtime
November 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
when are the good nocontext accounts gonna move here, that’s who i need
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
You’d think the sickest people in the world would be in the hospital but actually they’re all at the airport.
November 12, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Someone needs to talk to Tim Cook about the inconsistent and at times unmanageable lengths of his tv episodes
November 12, 2024 at 1:18 AM
My BFF and I keep passing through the same airports on the same days but out of sync… Welcome back, WGA, because in the right hands, this is a romcom
September 28, 2023 at 3:23 PM
A girl walks out of Barbie and immediately starts listening to Put Me in the Car or a girl doesn’t survive Barbie at all.
July 22, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Watching John Wick 4 and saying “I was just there!!” during the Paris fights to the delight of all my friends.
July 8, 2023 at 1:37 AM
If this doesn’t work out, I’ll just find the nearest void and start screaming into it once every few weeks.
July 3, 2023 at 4:50 PM