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Megan
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Quality & Compliance coordinator in academic research. Mom of 2. Absolutely enraged at current American politics. Coping skills include dissociating with romance novels & video games.

My comments are a reflection of my action as a private citizen only.
“Mommy. I’m done talking about the Wizard. And fascism. Can we listen to March of the Witch Hunters now?”

“Uh, sure. You don’t want No Good Deed?”

“No. March of the Witch Hunters. I want to yell at Boq for calling the Lion a coward.”

“Got it.”
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December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Mommy, why is Boq so mad?”

“Well, Nessa cast a spell that ripped his heart out & Elphaba had to fix it but accidentally turned him into the Tin Man.”

“Oh. Why did Nessa do that?”

“Well, she loved Boq, but…”

“MOMMY, Boq loved Glinda, who was getting married to Fiyero, but Fiyero loves ELPHABA!”
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December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Mommy, the Wizard isn’t very good at his job.”

“No, he’s not.”

“Is President Trump good at his job?”

“Some people think so. I’m not a fan.”

“Oh. Maybe I should write him a letter to let him know he’s kinda bad at his job.”
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December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“Mommy, does President Trump put people who don’t look like us in cages like the Wizard put animals in cages?”

*cue panic & a lengthy chat about ICE, privilege, & safety*

“Mommy. I don’t want to move to Amsterdam. Or Canada.”

“Okay. You’re safe & we’re going to help others feel safe too.”

“Ok.”
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December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Mommy, why did they build the yellow brick road?”

“Probably so people would think of the Wizard when they saw it. Trump tore down part of the White House to build a ballroom for the same reason.”

“…what’s a ballroom?”

“Uh, like the place where the ghosts danced at Haunted Mansion.”

“Oh. Weird.”
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December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*cries in chronic migraine management* I totally understand that Coke is not good for me. My brain chemistry, however, does not. 😅
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Jill Stein can just go away at this point. She doesn’t actually do anything other than run for national office and whine. Where is she when the work actually matters? No where. Literally nothing she says at this point contributes to anything of meaning.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It’s ~$36 annually out of my paycheck to fund SNAP. That’s $3 a month. 1.5% of US federal spending in 2024.

This isn’t about saving money. It’s about hating kids & poor people & disabled people & elderly people.

Any of us are one missed paycheck away from needing SNAP. This is shameful.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
PP absolutely offers vasectomies. www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-pare...
Vasectomy Services
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October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Johnson hates the federal government. In every town hall call I’ve attended, he berates Democrats for all the state’s ails and blames Milwaukee for everything. He wants the federal government to fall. He’s not quiet about it either.
October 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I may have been a little over excited, actually. #NoKings #sign #protest
October 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM