He is too powerful to be contained in one blind horse. He must be stopped.

It’s in some kind of brine and the cheese lady was there with samples like a siren at sea.

I was helpless.

I can’t read so I made burrito soup.

It’s amazing.

Ya know how people lick toads to get high?

I’m…I have a theory.

FULL OF BEANS

Duh, just stop being poor. Shoulda just not bought food and saved and put it into crypto necromancy or whatever. Man, I’m so smart. Also, just borrow a million from your dad.

He needs more pets.

Fuck this is so good.

It’s a good thing he’s blind. If he knew how devastatingly handsome he is, he’d have an ego just as big as he is.

She is a great blonde horse! She spent the morning harassing the absolute shit out of a (completely blind) draft horse like 3 times her size. The blonde makes her too powerful.

Move over Hot Girl Summer. Time for Blonde Horse Winter.

It’s because I gnawed his arm off.

He’s very even tempered. Treats me real good.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.

Oh my god I could not be more toasty and comfy. And yes, free feet.