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Training in RHS Level 2 Horticulture at Sparsholt. Cat mum to Bert, a longhaired tabby. Volunteer gardener at Parham House and Gardens. #horticulture #art #biodiversity #climateresilience #cats #rhslevel2 #cleanenergy #unapologeticallybritish

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megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 2d

Leaf cellular structure model at Sparsholt College today! How many parts can we all remember from our O Level or GCSE Biology lessons?! #palisademesophyll #spongymesophyll #stomata #waxycuticle #guardcells #chloroplast #hortigeek #plants #plantbiology

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megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 2d

College today! Think this is a Cryptolaemus montrouzieri, or Mealybug ladybird juvenile. It was certainly chomping on the actual mealy bugs anyway! #plantgeek #ipm #ladybird #horticulture

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 2d

People like this need to be plonked back in time to a 17th century Jacobite England to see if they could actually survive. We moved on and stopped all that shite for a reason.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 6d

Because he's thick?

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 6d

Kemi who? She's yesterday's news with this level of desperation.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 13d

Everyone please start going to boxing classes and martial arts lessons. You'll get fit very quickly and will learn how to floor an assaulter with maximum self control and very little effort.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 13d

Exactly. I'd bloody well kick him in the balls and give him my best uppercut.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 14d

Nigel Mirage: a whole load of nothing!

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 14d

Please can we just haul him off now and put him in an Older person's mental health unit? And when can I sue him for giving me daily intense anxiety? He is literally going to kill people early from stress.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 14d

Giving a narcissist attention only makes them hungrier for more attention.

Ignore them.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 14d

Taxi for one for the whiney baby, please.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 15d

My mini hub started playing Elton three times as I watched this! 😂

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 15d

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megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 15d

In Winchester we call him Nigel Mirage. A whole load of nothing.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 15d

Looks like someone is well overdue for a medication review. That speech was bonkers. Like they put the wrong microchip in this morning.

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 15d

I am literally sick of switching on the radio or TV and the first word I hear is T-rump. I'm British. I'd like to hear about British news! Is that too much to ask?!

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 15d

I literally died laughing! As a Brit, I find this entire thing hilarious! 🤣

megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 17d

It was an arranged job. Sure, a naive young man got manipulated on the dark web, but by whom? Seems highly convenient as a distraction away from the files does it not?

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megatronmumma.bsky.social @megatronmumma.bsky.social · 18d

1000 year old seeds being resurrected in a British pond. Brilliant! Must be some in Hampshire we could have a go at too.

Norfolk Ponds Project @norfolkponds.bsky.social · 18d

Our work resurrecting ice age #ghostponds in the Guardian today @timholtwilson.bsky.social @hburningham.bsky.social @uclgeography.bsky.social ‘Just add water’: how to bring back ancient plants in a Norfolk ghost pond | Wildlife | The Guardian share.google/kO6HQaC4PAUJ...