Meghan Crumley
@meghanpleticha.bsky.social
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Writer (Silicon Valley, Beavis and Butt-Head, Murder at Winterberg Manor, How to Meet a Man on the Internet)
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*should check if he has bluesky
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Just realized I can tell my husband I’m going to the coffee shop “to write” and then do whatever I want
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Maybe Taylor Swift’s next album will be about the emotional stress of wedding planning, with songs called like, “Bake me a Cake”
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The Sixth Sense hits different when you’re a parent
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I only wouldn’t do it for AI reasons 🤷‍♀️
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Hell yeah, congrats! Now fix us
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My then-boyfriend (now husband) said we should do this when the strike ended. This is the moment he realized I could not support his weight
Meghan kisses Michael like the famous photo of a sailor kissing a woman, with Meghan as the sailor and Michael as the woman.
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Today at noon! The bad guys want you to think showing up won’t do anything
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Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech
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Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech
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I was struck by how beautiful all the cars on the road looked today and just realized it’s because it was raining earlier so they’re all clean, you never see that in LA
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My kid slept in his own room for the first time last night! I woke up three times last night and thought I just had mom anxiety about my kid not being near me. Turns out we have a mouse
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Do all babies like lip syncing or is mine going to be a drag queen?
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When posting on the internet, you should be forced to pause
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Genuinely did not know pants could come with Terms of Service
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Got chocolate on my son’s face (from eating a granola bar while multi tasking) and had a moment of panic — did it get in his mouth? Is that bad?? Is it like with a dog???
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Just had one of the top 5 concert experiences of my life. Had VIP passes, ate chicken strips, and was home by 11:30. Who knew such a life was possible
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Lose your gig? Don’t worry! There are infinite gigs in a gig economy
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Watching The Gilded Age with commercial breaks like a psychopath
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Putting a High Noon hard seltzer in a wine glass and calling it a cocktail
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We have these farm-themed baby diapers that have animal sounds printed on them and they get kind of distorted when the diaper is full of piss. Anyways this morning I woke up and front and center on my son’s crotch it said CUCK
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Five years ago I used a recipe that told me to cut the tofu “horizontally.” Still don’t know what that means