90s Slang 101, Lesson #1

Dipshit (dip-shit)
IPA: /ˈdɪpʃɪt/

- A stupid, obnoxious, Or undesirable person.

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Look. We’re just lucky it isn’t called the Gulf of BP. #gulfofmexico #gulfofamerica #politics

Dear The World,

Hey, friends. How’s life? Americans are… not good and we need practical advice.

How do we survive this? Like, literally. We’re looking for an out, but, in the meantime, we need to be able to live our lives.

Love,
America

#signalboost #politics #help

When my Irish ancestors defied British rule, they took to the streets with courage in their hearts and fire in their souls.

And now, as I boldly choose to use a non-company-approved web browser, I feel their indomitable spirit guiding my every click.