megan
@megmegorymegan.bsky.social
probably late to court because one of my kids decided the car keys are their new favorite toy.
mississippi is america.
mississippi is america.
tell me why I spent all day looking forward to getting my kids from daycare and having the weekend with them just for my toddler to take my cookie from me, chew on it for several minutes, and then spit it out ONTO MY SHIRT.
February 3, 2024 at 12:41 AM
tell me why I spent all day looking forward to getting my kids from daycare and having the weekend with them just for my toddler to take my cookie from me, chew on it for several minutes, and then spit it out ONTO MY SHIRT.
no way to really deny it, being a litigator has fundamentally changed my brain
December 5, 2023 at 1:59 PM
no way to really deny it, being a litigator has fundamentally changed my brain
if I were a judge I'd enter the courtroom from the back and walk through the pews like a bridal procession. just for funsies.
November 16, 2023 at 3:07 PM
if I were a judge I'd enter the courtroom from the back and walk through the pews like a bridal procession. just for funsies.
the mom groups on facebook are terrifying because there are soooooo many families not vaccinating their kids. we're like a decade away from a measles or polio epidemic.
October 21, 2023 at 4:30 PM
the mom groups on facebook are terrifying because there are soooooo many families not vaccinating their kids. we're like a decade away from a measles or polio epidemic.
my toddler is sick so of course I'm getting sick (and then my other kids, my husband, and then a new illness will make the rounds) it makes me so sad to get my toddler's illnesses and experience the symptoms he's had and can't vocalize for himself
October 17, 2023 at 1:15 AM
my toddler is sick so of course I'm getting sick (and then my other kids, my husband, and then a new illness will make the rounds) it makes me so sad to get my toddler's illnesses and experience the symptoms he's had and can't vocalize for himself
ugh I love when they wear the all red jerseys. literally my favorite jerseys
October 13, 2023 at 12:38 AM
ugh I love when they wear the all red jerseys. literally my favorite jerseys
did not give client my cell phone number but somehow client texted me 10 minutes ago 🧐
October 6, 2023 at 1:39 AM
did not give client my cell phone number but somehow client texted me 10 minutes ago 🧐
fruit snacks are toddler xanax.
September 29, 2023 at 9:20 PM
fruit snacks are toddler xanax.