Happy Onyx Storm Eve! See you after I've finished and not a single page before. 🫡 #SpoilerFree

Everyone's talking about The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for Monday, but I feel like the playlist is
🎯 mad woman
🎯 Cassandra
🎯 exile
I suppose in the end we'll all watch it burn together regardless of the tunes. 🙃

If I start spending my doom scroll time here, Bluesky better be the one that survives. This platform hopping nonsense is for the birds.

Nothing tells on you like a roomba dodging the ghost of that box pile you finally broke down. 🙃

Asked what I want to do in New Orleans this weekend, my only immediate answer was "beignets?" Look. I am a treat-motivated traveler. 🤷‍♀️

Do you panic when all of your library holds are ready at once, or are you normal? *sweats in available books*

Did I finally submit an Art of Storytelling panel based on Shakespeare and Taylor Swift? Yes... Glittery prop prep to commence. If it's rejected, there's always TikTok. #ConAfterglow 💅

Poor Joe Purro. Shut down by the pups. 😿

My view of the skyline from the coffee shop this morning. #amwriting #Ohio

Okay, a Starbucks van similar to an ice cream truck. Your app notifies you when it's in the neighborhood. You order, it delivers. Just...putting it into the universe.

Writing this book *feels* like reading a guilty pleasure novel. Which leads me to suspect that my greatest hurdle will be letting anyone else see it ever. 👀

But I am enjoying the hell out of it either way. 🤷‍♀️

Me: The kids are back to school. The house is fiiiinally quiet enough to write.
Also Me: Definitely going to write at a coffee shop today.

🤷‍♀️

Throwback Jack Sparrow vibes as I stumble around blearily asking why the coffee is *always* gone.

Purely fun question / research for my novel-in-progress...if someone dropped millions into your bank account overnight, what is the first totally indulgent thing you would do? Go. 🫡