Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.

Kiiinda jealous of older generations who just straight up didn't understand what was coming out of their kids mouths. I want more 6 7 and less of THIS

The great Naoki Urasawa once said something to the effect of "don't draw so much, let the audience do some of the work!"

And it blew my mind!!!

I've changed my name, he'll never find me now✨️

It's been noted that none of the democrats who voted to end the shutdown are up for reelection any time soon. This suggests some behind-the-scenes bargaining between you people.

As such, from now on I will be voting to primary every last one of you at every opportunity. Because you're all liars.

You need to resign.

nah, these are just the fall guys because none of them are up for election in 2026

this is so obviously a scheme by Schumer behind the scenes

the whole caucus of moderate Senate Dems needs to go

It's almost like all the 8 had nothing to lose next year...

Virginia sure nuff lived up to its motto today: Thus always to tyrants. (Look at the seal to see what the "thus" is all about.) bsky.app/profile/lapr...