Meijay
@meijay.bsky.social
Midwestern ex-pat now living in Hell’s waiting room. Cynical gay. Cat dad. Probably judging you.
The French president probably isn’t in the files.
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The French president probably isn’t in the files.
“But their lemonade is so good!”
Yeah, well, I’m glad my marriage is worse less to you. than watered down sugar water.
Yeah, well, I’m glad my marriage is worse less to you. than watered down sugar water.
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“But their lemonade is so good!”
Yeah, well, I’m glad my marriage is worse less to you. than watered down sugar water.
Yeah, well, I’m glad my marriage is worse less to you. than watered down sugar water.
My late husband was a florist and every year he got yelled at by people who didn’t plan ahead who were outraged that specialized flowers weren’t in stock.
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
My late husband was a florist and every year he got yelled at by people who didn’t plan ahead who were outraged that specialized flowers weren’t in stock.
Bf is a Gemini and this describes him perfectly.
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Bf is a Gemini and this describes him perfectly.
White people will always white people.
always.
always.
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
White people will always white people.
always.
always.
This is the precursor to them lying in bodies of water and distributing swords as a means of wielding power, right? Because I’m here for it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This is the precursor to them lying in bodies of water and distributing swords as a means of wielding power, right? Because I’m here for it.
They shifted from “protect the children” to “protect the pedophiles” really fast.
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
They shifted from “protect the children” to “protect the pedophiles” really fast.
These can’t be the top four choices. Jesus fucking Christ.
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 PM
These can’t be the top four choices. Jesus fucking Christ.
I’m not sure if it’s the same thing you were talking about but the one it made me think of was “secret word”
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I’m not sure if it’s the same thing you were talking about but the one it made me think of was “secret word”
I think this is the one I saw it in.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I think this is the one I saw it in.
I’ve seen it as part of an “every day puzzles” kind of thing but I don’t think I’ve seen it as a standalone.
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’ve seen it as part of an “every day puzzles” kind of thing but I don’t think I’ve seen it as a standalone.
It’s my sisters fault. She brought it down from Ohio with her.
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
It’s my sisters fault. She brought it down from Ohio with her.
You know they’re going to do ai generated videos of full theaters.
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
You know they’re going to do ai generated videos of full theaters.
“Wait, what do you mean EVERYBODY can refuse care?!”
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
“Wait, what do you mean EVERYBODY can refuse care?!”
I meant they’ll say it will be his fault.
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I meant they’ll say it will be his fault.
It will be his fault it doesn’t pass.
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It will be his fault it doesn’t pass.
My sister came down from Ohio and now we are expecting snow flurries. In Bradenton. I told her to take her flurries back home.
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My sister came down from Ohio and now we are expecting snow flurries. In Bradenton. I told her to take her flurries back home.
This is why nobody takes you jackasses seriously.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This is why nobody takes you jackasses seriously.
I never got into it either. I’m too self conscious to post videos of myself so it always seemed like something for “the kids”.
January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I never got into it either. I’m too self conscious to post videos of myself so it always seemed like something for “the kids”.
It must be absolutely miserable to think you’re not allowed to find any joy in the world because of the current political situation. Don’t let them get you down.
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
It must be absolutely miserable to think you’re not allowed to find any joy in the world because of the current political situation. Don’t let them get you down.
You can set your watch by it.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
You can set your watch by it.