Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though T-Rex thy life may threaten, thou" I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim dromaeosaur,
Hammond no expenses sparing,
As you open up the door",
Quoth the Raptor "Nevermore"

Especially since he's not financially contributing towards the baby at all...