Gilbert Beilschmidt
@mein-gott.bsky.social
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❝𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲!❞
♱ ⸻⸻⸻
⋆ 𝐇𝐖𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀
⋆ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤
⋆ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
⋆ (𝐍)𝐒𝐅𝐖
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲!❞
♱ ⸻⸻⸻
⋆ 𝐇𝐖𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀
⋆ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤
⋆ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
⋆ (𝐍)𝐒𝐅𝐖
They're too cute to eat!!!!
They bring good luck, don't they? Why are you upset?
Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They're too cute to eat!!!!
Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....
Where the FUCK are you from⁉️
Where I come from, we call them potato Jeremys.
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Where the FUCK are you from⁉️
[devouring truffles in front of her] Wow that's crazy.
I would do unholy things just to obtain some truffles.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[devouring truffles in front of her] Wow that's crazy.
PROTEIN!!!
More what!?
[ PANICKING. ]
[ PANICKING. ]
MORE!
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
PROTEIN!!!
MORE!
M..More?
More.
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
MORE!
More.
I think the peanut butter provides enough protein.
Actual ants would have more protein!
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
More.
Actual ants would have more protein!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Actual ants would have more protein!
Oh *those* people are talking about *that* again. Take another shot.
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh *those* people are talking about *that* again. Take another shot.
She will be when she finds out I tried SO hard to bond with you, only to get rejected! Brat.
Why? Erzeébet isn't going to be disappointed with me when she realizes we're not hanging out.
You will live to regret this.
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
She will be when she finds out I tried SO hard to bond with you, only to get rejected! Brat.
You will live to regret this.
I didn't want to watch dragon ball anyway.
That's it! I'm replacing you with Alfred!
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You will live to regret this.
That's it! I'm replacing you with Alfred!
Suddenly I am lost and have no idea where the TV is. That is a shame.
MIKAH! We're watching Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge and you're going to LIKE IT!
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
That's it! I'm replacing you with Alfred!
MIKAH! We're watching Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge and you're going to LIKE IT!
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
MIKAH! We're watching Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge and you're going to LIKE IT!
We got another room for you to stay in here, Toni. And so much bier!
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We got another room for you to stay in here, Toni. And so much bier!
Powerful imagery. I'll have to think about this...
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Powerful imagery. I'll have to think about this...
Alfred was hungry!
Why did you cook it?
Heh.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Alfred was hungry!
Heh.
Is that an angry bird?
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Heh.
YOU'RE LIVING FOR THE RUSH, FOR THAT ROYAL FLUSH
BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GEEEEET
BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GEEEEET
Hunny won't stop playing that damn musical. 💢💢💢💢
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
YOU'RE LIVING FOR THE RUSH, FOR THAT ROYAL FLUSH
BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GEEEEET
BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GEEEEET
Hunny won't stop playing that damn musical. 💢💢💢💢
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hunny won't stop playing that damn musical. 💢💢💢💢
