Em J 🇵🇸
@mejay90.bsky.social
They/Them. Mpls. ⚫️🔴🧙🏼🤠♓️
Why does Sinclair Lewis get a Nobel Prize for sh*ttalking his hometown but when I do, it’s “combative”?
Why does Sinclair Lewis get a Nobel Prize for sh*ttalking his hometown but when I do, it’s “combative”?
Your bestie Thumbelina yowls when she’s actually sick/has a hairball
But is silent until the toilet noise if she is doing a protest vomit (about medicine or getting her special medicated food)
But is silent until the toilet noise if she is doing a protest vomit (about medicine or getting her special medicated food)
May 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Your bestie Thumbelina yowls when she’s actually sick/has a hairball
But is silent until the toilet noise if she is doing a protest vomit (about medicine or getting her special medicated food)
But is silent until the toilet noise if she is doing a protest vomit (about medicine or getting her special medicated food)
Saw you marching in the May Day parade!
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Saw you marching in the May Day parade!
You haven’t delighted your mouth with the squeaky goodness of Ellsworth cheese curds
April 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You haven’t delighted your mouth with the squeaky goodness of Ellsworth cheese curds
Scurvy is shaking in their boots right now
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Scurvy is shaking in their boots right now
“I’m significant!” - screamed the dust speck.
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“I’m significant!” - screamed the dust speck.
It’s an Agricultural state thing I think. Particularly with livestock.
April 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s an Agricultural state thing I think. Particularly with livestock.
*crashes back into Bluesky like the koolaid man* Odette, you say?!
April 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*crashes back into Bluesky like the koolaid man* Odette, you say?!
When you hate the mob but also don’t fuck with RICO charges
April 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When you hate the mob but also don’t fuck with RICO charges
If people don’t think Elon is a notsee, we can adapt. Give him a nice Buddhist symbol on his forehead.
a man holding a knife next to another man that says practice
Alt: Aldo raine from inglorious basterds holding a knife
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If people don’t think Elon is a notsee, we can adapt. Give him a nice Buddhist symbol on his forehead.
Licky boom boom down
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Licky boom boom down