Encarta Enjoyer
@meksivik.bsky.social
Was once abducted and replaced by a perfect clone replica.
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I just saw the star of the local production of "Dracula" at the blood bank... Seems pretty suspicious
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I just saw the star of the local production of "Dracula" at the blood bank... Seems pretty suspicious
feel like we haven't had a leap year in a decade
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
feel like we haven't had a leap year in a decade
pairing a truffled Cremeux des Citeaux with the finest diet mountain dew money can buy
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
pairing a truffled Cremeux des Citeaux with the finest diet mountain dew money can buy
my idea to save the law & order franchise with "law & order: pro se" where we keep the gritty police procedural first half and then transition into like, a divorced dad fighting parking tickets with sovereign citizen stuff has NOT been received well
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
my idea to save the law & order franchise with "law & order: pro se" where we keep the gritty police procedural first half and then transition into like, a divorced dad fighting parking tickets with sovereign citizen stuff has NOT been received well
After deep research on pizza place menus from the 90's to the 2010s I have found one disturbing trend: The word "zesty" was used commonly to describe pizza sauce until ~2002, 2003.
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
After deep research on pizza place menus from the 90's to the 2010s I have found one disturbing trend: The word "zesty" was used commonly to describe pizza sauce until ~2002, 2003.
Was thinking of getting a letterbox and reviewing some movies but the only movie I have ever seriously reviewed was xXx: Return of Xander Cage and I think thats the only thing I can contribute to the medium
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Was thinking of getting a letterbox and reviewing some movies but the only movie I have ever seriously reviewed was xXx: Return of Xander Cage and I think thats the only thing I can contribute to the medium
Reminded that Catherine O'Hara appeared in the 3rd Greatest Event in Television History, what a great series
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Reminded that Catherine O'Hara appeared in the 3rd Greatest Event in Television History, what a great series
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I'm chasing that bag, I'm out here hustling, grinding, getting taken by a beam of light into that craft
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I'm chasing that bag, I'm out here hustling, grinding, getting taken by a beam of light into that craft
Which do you choose...Do you dare choose the mystery pizza?
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Which do you choose...Do you dare choose the mystery pizza?
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One thing I really enjoy doing is looking at online menus for ancient pizza places and wondering at their mysteries. What do you think was on this pizza?
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
One thing I really enjoy doing is looking at online menus for ancient pizza places and wondering at their mysteries. What do you think was on this pizza?
posting the good burns
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
posting the good burns
Already achieved my new years resolutions (dressing like the old dracula from bram stokers dracula, engaging in melancholic solitude)
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Already achieved my new years resolutions (dressing like the old dracula from bram stokers dracula, engaging in melancholic solitude)
have the flu and feel like I am preparing for the grave but the cat has not left my side so its worth it
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
have the flu and feel like I am preparing for the grave but the cat has not left my side so its worth it
Should I spend money on the expensive candied jalapenos or no, are they worth it
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Should I spend money on the expensive candied jalapenos or no, are they worth it
taking a cracker, putting a little cream cheese and some candied jalapenos on it, yeehaw its cowboy candy time
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
taking a cracker, putting a little cream cheese and some candied jalapenos on it, yeehaw its cowboy candy time
going to become a novelty tie guy, going to make that my thing, make all my friends be like "yeah he wears a tie with hot dogs on it, we have accepted this" when someone asks them whats wrong with me
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
going to become a novelty tie guy, going to make that my thing, make all my friends be like "yeah he wears a tie with hot dogs on it, we have accepted this" when someone asks them whats wrong with me
There is only one hope for humanity: the synthesizer
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There is only one hope for humanity: the synthesizer
