Melanie Brown
melaniebrown.bsky.social
Melanie Brown
@melaniebrown.bsky.social
Mathematician. Musician. College Professor. Mom. Not *that* Mel B.
Methinks you knew before you asked that of course they didn't!
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Why doesn't Momb acknowledge that that particular hellocobber belongs to you now?
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
a man is jumping off a cliff into the air
ALT: a man is jumping off a cliff into the air
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January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Weird. But congrats on the weight loss! It's incredible to think about all of the places our bodies will stash fat, including maybe feet.
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Is vanity sizing for shoes a thing?
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
SO ADDICTING! I took a break, watched some TV, and now I'm back to watch pelican videos.
January 18, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Update: He got some fluids and an anti nausea shot, and we will keep an eye on him tonight. If he still vomits, we bring him back tomorrow for x-rays and blood work.

He's acting normally, so we're hoping it was just a little tummy bug.
January 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
(We have Verizon phones, if that was not clear from context and timing)
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM