MJ
@melaniejane.bsky.social
Introvert. Likes dogs a lot, less keen on humans but willing to make exceptions. Located sort of west of London.
Not great at joining in.
Not great at joining in.
On the underside maybe
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
On the underside maybe
When you forget you pre-ordered something lovely and it turns up at the start of your long weekend ♥️
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you forget you pre-ordered something lovely and it turns up at the start of your long weekend ♥️
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
It does indeed.
It’s not all terrible in there 😬😬😬😬
It’s not all terrible in there 😬😬😬😬
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It does indeed.
It’s not all terrible in there 😬😬😬😬
It’s not all terrible in there 😬😬😬😬
Maybe time to relisten to this. My grandparents bought it back from the states and I remember being utterly baffled by the read along concept. Didn’t really get pumpkin patches either. Found the voices unsettling. That Wombles single got way more plays.
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Maybe time to relisten to this. My grandparents bought it back from the states and I remember being utterly baffled by the read along concept. Didn’t really get pumpkin patches either. Found the voices unsettling. That Wombles single got way more plays.
My own fault for not being prepared enough to bring my own lunch today, but sweet jesus M&S if you’re selling a cheese and marmite sandwich, the marmite should be detectable. What’s being sold here is cheese sandwich.
September 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My own fault for not being prepared enough to bring my own lunch today, but sweet jesus M&S if you’re selling a cheese and marmite sandwich, the marmite should be detectable. What’s being sold here is cheese sandwich.
One of last nights foxes under the garden bench.
September 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
One of last nights foxes under the garden bench.
Jeez I hope this 1970’s suede shampoo isn’t actually made with radium.
August 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Jeez I hope this 1970’s suede shampoo isn’t actually made with radium.
Tonight’s cbeebies bedtime soundtrack is in fact creepy sci-fi horror themed.
August 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tonight’s cbeebies bedtime soundtrack is in fact creepy sci-fi horror themed.
Cbeebies calming sounds FTW
August 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Cbeebies calming sounds FTW
Just sitting at my patio door watching one of the baby hedgehogs have some dinner. #hedgehogs
July 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just sitting at my patio door watching one of the baby hedgehogs have some dinner. #hedgehogs
A little late night hedgehog cam.
July 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A little late night hedgehog cam.
Well it’s clearly not much of a list then, is it. Would expect nothing less mind.
July 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well it’s clearly not much of a list then, is it. Would expect nothing less mind.
This gentleman has lost his head. And mandibles.
July 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This gentleman has lost his head. And mandibles.
Currently living under a shrub in my garden.
June 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Currently living under a shrub in my garden.
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
My dad’s VE Day cup that he received at the time, he would’ve been about to turn 4.
May 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My dad’s VE Day cup that he received at the time, he would’ve been about to turn 4.
I don’t know, this seems like a weird choice of illustration. A gruffalo would fit right in.
April 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don’t know, this seems like a weird choice of illustration. A gruffalo would fit right in.
I live in the middle of town. Even the wood pigeon is all WTF.
March 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I live in the middle of town. Even the wood pigeon is all WTF.
Days like today and I wish the furry barnacle was still around.
March 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Days like today and I wish the furry barnacle was still around.
It’s a lovely sunny day, the frogs are busy making more frogs, I can hear a lawnmower. Which it’s frankly overstating how springy it is.
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It’s a lovely sunny day, the frogs are busy making more frogs, I can hear a lawnmower. Which it’s frankly overstating how springy it is.
Knew I’d seen him somewhere before.
January 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Knew I’d seen him somewhere before.
With David Lynch leaving this mortal coil, I thought I should do what I meant to ages ago and get Gordon to go with Pete.
From the always excellent @slipperyjack.bsky.social
From the always excellent @slipperyjack.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
With David Lynch leaving this mortal coil, I thought I should do what I meant to ages ago and get Gordon to go with Pete.
From the always excellent @slipperyjack.bsky.social
From the always excellent @slipperyjack.bsky.social