Breaking news: Keir Starmer has beaten up Elon Musk in a Tesco car park. A crowd waved England flags and cheered as Starmer mercilessly twatted two shades of shit out of that thick, lying, ketamine addled racist.

Fact checkers who claim this didn’t happen are just “politically biased”.

The stupidest song on Youtube has somehow hit 10,000 'views' (not that there's much to see): www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbu...