Sorry, I meant the photo ID algorithm. It was the easiest option as someone who fits into their preferred demographic for that kind of thing

I did. It took the algorithm a microsecond to declare me old

I know more adults impacted by it than kids

My weirdest pregnancy craving was crisp iceberg lettuce

(The potato gems and Frosty Fruit ice blocks made much more sense)

Thirded - we really enjoyed it, including the kids (though they looked away at parts)

Unless you’re her brother and she’s trolling, she usually uses her powers for benign reasons, she just really likes to figure out how she can work around restrictions to access what she wants

(She’s a bit of a technological menace and I have to watch her carefully and continue restricting. She worked out how to turn on the dvd player to watch movies before she could walk properly. She once screenshot her brother’s audiobook to set as a home screen to troll him - she wasn’t school aged)

There’s a bunch of parents acting like child bullies at the moment

We’ve also had issues with Clara using a crowded stage to push and hit other dancers

I’m ready for holidays

But anyway, the country needs more live music spots, better funding for the arts and we need a trumpet

Young musicians can’t rely on live gigs these days - social media is a legitimate way for them (and young dancers and artists) to get a foot in the door. Now they’re reliant on parents setting up professional pages for them and hoping they don’t get suddenly closed for looking underaged

(The Sock Girls honestly didn’t care which was rather grown up of them, but there was a rather sad little Year 2 kid who considers Clara her friend and felt very left out)

My youngest believes every award ceremony needs a sash

(She has a couple now)