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Ha! 🤣
Bob is the ONLY thing I miss from Twitter
Bob is the ONLY thing I miss from Twitter
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Ha! 🤣
Bob is the ONLY thing I miss from Twitter
Bob is the ONLY thing I miss from Twitter
Could every picture anyone posts of him from here on out be redacted? At least that stupid face - I'm so tired of seeing it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Could every picture anyone posts of him from here on out be redacted? At least that stupid face - I'm so tired of seeing it.
You bagged salad kit makers: You already use too much plastic, stop trying to sell us on crouton crumbles. We know you're just being lazy.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You bagged salad kit makers: You already use too much plastic, stop trying to sell us on crouton crumbles. We know you're just being lazy.
Holy shit they do migrate
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Holy shit they do migrate
I wish more people went to church in my town. Sunday morning is a great time to run errands, but even fewer cars on the road would be even nicer.
September 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I wish more people went to church in my town. Sunday morning is a great time to run errands, but even fewer cars on the road would be even nicer.
I'm more of an "eyeball once, cut 3 times, then go back to the hardware store for a new board" type.
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm more of an "eyeball once, cut 3 times, then go back to the hardware store for a new board" type.
I should be able to correct the spelling and grammar in the posts I have to look at.
September 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I should be able to correct the spelling and grammar in the posts I have to look at.
Pest control tech: It's very odd that the roaches seem to prefer the litter box over your kitchen.
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pest control tech: It's very odd that the roaches seem to prefer the litter box over your kitchen.
Hear me out. DO post the ten commandments...but in the House and Senate chambers in the Texas Capitol.
August 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hear me out. DO post the ten commandments...but in the House and Senate chambers in the Texas Capitol.
Preemptive Pepto. That's what I'm talkin about.
August 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Preemptive Pepto. That's what I'm talkin about.
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What if we all just started calling it the big beautiful billionaire booty bill?
June 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What if we all just started calling it the big beautiful billionaire booty bill?
My birder friend just informed me that the sassy little bird in my back yard is in fact a "titmouse" and not a "tit" and that has low-key wrecked a lot of my neighborhood fauna jokes.
June 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My birder friend just informed me that the sassy little bird in my back yard is in fact a "titmouse" and not a "tit" and that has low-key wrecked a lot of my neighborhood fauna jokes.
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The greatest threat to our country and people is the MAGA Republican Cult.
June 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The greatest threat to our country and people is the MAGA Republican Cult.
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June 14, 2025
President Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
President Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
June 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
June 14, 2025
President Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
President Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
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June 14, 2025
Presidents Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
Presidents Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
June 14, 2025
Presidents Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
Presidents Barack Obama & Joe Biden Appreciation Day
Refilled the window birdfeeder & that same cardinal came back. Cat was all like I've already seen this, what else is on.
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Refilled the window birdfeeder & that same cardinal came back. Cat was all like I've already seen this, what else is on.
Some dog in my neighborhood got him a new squeak toy and the joy is palpable.
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Some dog in my neighborhood got him a new squeak toy and the joy is palpable.
She even sleeps loud
April 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
She even sleeps loud
You know how you finally get all the flies in your house swatted and then there's another one, and with much planning, time and effort you swat that one too and then there's another one.
March 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know how you finally get all the flies in your house swatted and then there's another one, and with much planning, time and effort you swat that one too and then there's another one.
Just occurred to me that if my cat really loved my scent, she'd be sleeping in the dirty laundry hamper instead of the clean one.
March 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just occurred to me that if my cat really loved my scent, she'd be sleeping in the dirty laundry hamper instead of the clean one.
It blows my mind when I find out things that I didn't even know I didn't know. Humbling, but exciting. Like WTH is this thing and where has it been all this time.
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It blows my mind when I find out things that I didn't even know I didn't know. Humbling, but exciting. Like WTH is this thing and where has it been all this time.
Your cells know the secrets of the universe.
March 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Your cells know the secrets of the universe.
Everyone who works at the taco place down the street from my office is on my lottery list. Especially the migas guy. I've never met him but I love him.
February 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Everyone who works at the taco place down the street from my office is on my lottery list. Especially the migas guy. I've never met him but I love him.