Melissa
@melissa1.bsky.social
I could be your type from your zombie bite
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Every time I try to listen to a beloved celebrity guest on Conan’s podcast, I quickly re-realize oh fuck, Conan NEVER shuts the fuck up
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every time I try to listen to a beloved celebrity guest on Conan’s podcast, I quickly re-realize oh fuck, Conan NEVER shuts the fuck up
People act dismayed that I "refuse to drive" or "swim" but they all refuse to learn how to use the dishwasher or put in contact lenses so you know we all pick our battles.
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
People act dismayed that I "refuse to drive" or "swim" but they all refuse to learn how to use the dishwasher or put in contact lenses so you know we all pick our battles.
Dude I hate when the put the snow icon on @skipthedish.bsky.social website to try and make us feel guilty when it is 200% NOT SNOWING OUTSIDE
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Dude I hate when the put the snow icon on @skipthedish.bsky.social website to try and make us feel guilty when it is 200% NOT SNOWING OUTSIDE
Jada: Young Janet Jackson
Anaiya: Zendaya if she had short hair and was a total asshole
Cydni: Natasha Lyonne
#HellsKitchen24
Anaiya: Zendaya if she had short hair and was a total asshole
Cydni: Natasha Lyonne
#HellsKitchen24
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Jada: Young Janet Jackson
Anaiya: Zendaya if she had short hair and was a total asshole
Cydni: Natasha Lyonne
#HellsKitchen24
Anaiya: Zendaya if she had short hair and was a total asshole
Cydni: Natasha Lyonne
#HellsKitchen24
My brother said his 2 year old “let” him listen to his own music in his car.
LOL
In 40 years my parents have never let me listen to one song of my choice - not once - hahahahahahahhqhahahaaha
LOL
In 40 years my parents have never let me listen to one song of my choice - not once - hahahahahahahhqhahahaaha
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My brother said his 2 year old “let” him listen to his own music in his car.
LOL
In 40 years my parents have never let me listen to one song of my choice - not once - hahahahahahahhqhahahaaha
LOL
In 40 years my parents have never let me listen to one song of my choice - not once - hahahahahahahhqhahahaaha
omg I thought that he was actually playing neil diamond
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
omg I thought that he was actually playing neil diamond
Frasier's in a new Christmas movie like every year now
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Frasier's in a new Christmas movie like every year now
RACHEL MCADAMS DOING ANOTHER PLANE THRILLER IS HILARIOUS TO ME! I'M EXCITED!
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
RACHEL MCADAMS DOING ANOTHER PLANE THRILLER IS HILARIOUS TO ME! I'M EXCITED!
How do Jeff Probst's dimples look like that? They look like somebody stapled his face! (COMPLIMENTARY!) #Survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How do Jeff Probst's dimples look like that? They look like somebody stapled his face! (COMPLIMENTARY!) #Survivor49
I can rewatch a sitcom from 1990s-2010s five million times but when I try to rewatch shows from the streaming era sometimes they are unwatchable.
Streaming era shows, you feel forced to "join in" to be part of the convo, or you're addicted because of the cliffhanger, but are they actually "Good"?
Streaming era shows, you feel forced to "join in" to be part of the convo, or you're addicted because of the cliffhanger, but are they actually "Good"?
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can rewatch a sitcom from 1990s-2010s five million times but when I try to rewatch shows from the streaming era sometimes they are unwatchable.
Streaming era shows, you feel forced to "join in" to be part of the convo, or you're addicted because of the cliffhanger, but are they actually "Good"?
Streaming era shows, you feel forced to "join in" to be part of the convo, or you're addicted because of the cliffhanger, but are they actually "Good"?
"Your LinkedIn Year in Review! You didn't get a job!" Yeah, we know!
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Your LinkedIn Year in Review! You didn't get a job!" Yeah, we know!
Me listening to Rigodna and Tate McGodae on my 160 gb classic iPod on the subway
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me listening to Rigodna and Tate McGodae on my 160 gb classic iPod on the subway
Half of Conservatives on Twitter are using an extremely tragic event to demand being congratulated for being “classy” and not saying anything horrific about it. The other half are just saying the horrific things.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Half of Conservatives on Twitter are using an extremely tragic event to demand being congratulated for being “classy” and not saying anything horrific about it. The other half are just saying the horrific things.
Something funny about constantly watching underappreciated sitcoms from the 2010s is that people who were on them are blowing up as stars now and I feel like I have insider knowledge
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Something funny about constantly watching underappreciated sitcoms from the 2010s is that people who were on them are blowing up as stars now and I feel like I have insider knowledge
I want to go to a store that's on the first floor of my building that closes in 1 hour and I'm like Do you think I can make it there on time?
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I want to go to a store that's on the first floor of my building that closes in 1 hour and I'm like Do you think I can make it there on time?
Rewatching "Big Fish" from 2003 after finishing this season of #TheMorningShow!
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Rewatching "Big Fish" from 2003 after finishing this season of #TheMorningShow!
I guess I just love that 4.5 rating. #LastFourWatched
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I guess I just love that 4.5 rating. #LastFourWatched
No longer interested in seeing Mila Kunis in the movies
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No longer interested in seeing Mila Kunis in the movies
Me in my storage locker today:
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me in my storage locker today:
Emma Mackey is so good-looking. I thought I was looking at a model selling perfume or something and then I realized later it was a movie trailer.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Emma Mackey is so good-looking. I thought I was looking at a model selling perfume or something and then I realized later it was a movie trailer.