IDEA: A tariff on all Canadian geese that export themselves across the US/Canada border. Our enemies to the north take advantage of our temperate winters and natural resources with no recompense to honest American birds. Like literally why am I not President yet. #taxpoopnotsyrup #nopeaceforgeese

As a professional mediator I’ve learned that giving the opponent exactly what they want before you enter negotiations sort of undermines your leverage but what do I know. #tiktokban

Par for the course