Melissa Gilmore
@melissajkg.bsky.social
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@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social
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Pink pony club on a loop in my head except it’s going “dick’s sporting goods,” someone pls help
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We get Kristen AND Patricia?? In convo??? Are you kidding me I’m so excited
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I take it back I like the Chicago pope
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We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
Canes nostros ipse comedic

He has eaten our dogs
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An American pope. Like I’m flattered but are y’all sure
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Your best American pope is this anything
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Begging you to fuck off
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The microplastics in me accept and honor the microplastics in you
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Just learned my 7 yo’s word for “golf course” is “putt putt field”
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Yeah let’s not. Fucking do something man
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No bipartisanship with fascists what the fuck are you talking about
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Last night I dreamed my six year old was smoking a cigarette and I was like okaaay but just one
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lmao someone just drove down my street absolutely blasting Jack Johnson
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Can’t/won’t stop wearing author hats
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[playing restaurant with 5yo]

Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it?

5yo: Oh, just meat!