Melissa
@melissajohnsen.bsky.social
Norwegian🇳🇴
Pan🏳️🌈
90’s kid👵🏻
Reader📖
Tea drinker🍵
Chaos gremlin🫨
Pan🏳️🌈
90’s kid👵🏻
Reader📖
Tea drinker🍵
Chaos gremlin🫨
Back on the yoga mat. Used to do 30 minutes without breaking a sweat and now 10 minutes into a session I want to die 💀
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Back on the yoga mat. Used to do 30 minutes without breaking a sweat and now 10 minutes into a session I want to die 💀
Dammit Apple! I upgraded from a 12 Pro to a 15 Pro Max and now none of my other chargers fit. Why do you always do this? 🤬
July 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Dammit Apple! I upgraded from a 12 Pro to a 15 Pro Max and now none of my other chargers fit. Why do you always do this? 🤬
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“Men are alone, we are so depressed.🥺”
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Men are alone, we are so depressed.🥺”
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
A quote I think about daily while I’m decluttering my life: You don’t need more organizers, you need less stuff!
June 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A quote I think about daily while I’m decluttering my life: You don’t need more organizers, you need less stuff!
Reposted by Melissa
In case you need this one this month. Or ever. Happy Pride!
June 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In case you need this one this month. Or ever. Happy Pride!
Okay youtube… Please chill with all the ads 🙄
May 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Okay youtube… Please chill with all the ads 🙄
That feeling when you finally pay off debt that’s been bothering you for years.
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her legs crossed and kneeling down .
ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her legs crossed and kneeling down .
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May 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
That feeling when you finally pay off debt that’s been bothering you for years.
I don’t know if I’m mentally ready for season 2 of The Last of Us, but here we go!
a man is holding a flashlight with the words be ready to run below him
ALT: a man is holding a flashlight with the words be ready to run below him
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April 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I don’t know if I’m mentally ready for season 2 of The Last of Us, but here we go!
Currently reading 🤓
April 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Currently reading 🤓
Last day of work before easter and I’m off for the holiday. Weather is supposed to be shit and we’re currently drowning in snow. My ass is staying indoors for the next week 😅
April 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Last day of work before easter and I’m off for the holiday. Weather is supposed to be shit and we’re currently drowning in snow. My ass is staying indoors for the next week 😅
How I’m going through life right now…
a police officer is running in a park .
ALT: a police officer is running in a park .
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April 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
How I’m going through life right now…
Finally deleted my twitter account. Feels weird but stopped using it when Musky bought it. One less app on my phone, though 😁
March 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Finally deleted my twitter account. Feels weird but stopped using it when Musky bought it. One less app on my phone, though 😁