Don't Ask, Won't Tell
melissawoodruff.bsky.social
Don't Ask, Won't Tell
@melissawoodruff.bsky.social
Bloody-hearted Liberal PATRIOT.

Sharp-clawed Feminist cat-lady.
My uncle, Ed Rolfe, was a missionary to Laos during Vietnam. He was instrumental in giving the Hmong a Bible in their own language.

Just don't beat people over the head with it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thanks, but I'm sitting this one out.

I will help feed folks and might do some toys for tots, but no one needs presents this year.

We're all on the naughty list.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We can take it.

These are bizarro world times. We need to get a little crazy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Well, bless their hearts.

Maybe biting the heads off snakes will cure what ails them.

I'm fucking sick to death of MAGAts. A pox on ALL their houses.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sometimes it takes a lot of perseverance. I LOVED the Wolf Hall trilogy, but I SWEAR, pixies would sneak into my room and write whole new chapters overnight. I thought it would NEVER end!
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Someone stuff an apple in his snout.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm retired. My days have gotten turned around this last week (alone for the Holiday).

I'm not lonely, per se, but I've been sleeping too much. I think I'll try to stay up.

Have a good day at work!
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This was exactly what I was thinking--maybe a graphic novel? Or, Bill Bryson. Bill Bryson can cure everything.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Do I want coffee, or do I finally want to go to bed? It's a perfect morning to keep watching Homeland--I've been doing it for HOURS.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When one has stories worth telling, it can be fascinating; even if it mostly entertains the one telling the story.

When it's bullshit con, then fuck them and the lies they rode in on.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I thought it was "Kindness is its OWN reward".

I'm not familiar with any other quote. But, yeah, your version really sucks!
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It was the fucking protest voters who thought that Palestine would magically be okay if they let a demented racist despot have the WH back.

THEY are why we can't have nice things--like an end to genocide and no more illegal wars. Fuck them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
...an insult to Lying Sacks of Shit everywhere.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I haven't GONE to sleep yet. First time I've seen dawn for DECADES. Not a whole lot to recommend it. It's kinda pretty though--misty fall vibes and all.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My daily prayer...
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm thinking he is a favorite and very familiar supplier of drugs to Epstein, Jr., Vanky, and EVERY other crime family member connected to Oranges.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I live in an RV, my windows are way off the ground! But, you can use a can opener to open my front door! I live in a small park full of KKKultists. So far, they only hate me actively on email. My mission is to confound them.
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thank you. You are so very correct.

TTFN!
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I haven't had to run in a long time. I don't think I can! But, I got a hella Taser flashlight and a metal door--I can just electrocute any sob tryna break in!
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
'Funny, it was the only one I could instantly read...I wish all spines were like it!
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
We could do surreptitious good things to people!
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
One of his own design.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You have a spy's name and genuine wit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM