@mellamojordin.bsky.social
I’m just a girl 🤷🏻♀️ with opinions, a cat, oh, and I like crafts, but most of this is my random thoughts, lol. Enjoy.
I’m just never eating a “hero” sandwich of any kind ever again. Ugh, (I’m not a fan of developing allergies later in age; aka now 🙄)
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I’m just never eating a “hero” sandwich of any kind ever again. Ugh, (I’m not a fan of developing allergies later in age; aka now 🙄)
Okay, I did not realize how addictive VR would be 😂
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Okay, I did not realize how addictive VR would be 😂
I’m just gonna say it: Enya is legendary. I grew up listening to her. I love her, and I’ll never be afraid to admit it!
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’m just gonna say it: Enya is legendary. I grew up listening to her. I love her, and I’ll never be afraid to admit it!
I was just thinking about yesterday afternoon when on my way into town, my boyfriend and I were behind this bus, and the kids in the back started waving, so I waved back, and so many more kids appeared waving at us 😂 ah, the joys of being a kid, I was like that once
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I was just thinking about yesterday afternoon when on my way into town, my boyfriend and I were behind this bus, and the kids in the back started waving, so I waved back, and so many more kids appeared waving at us 😂 ah, the joys of being a kid, I was like that once
I’m so sad. Long game, but in the end, 👏 dodgers 😕 (give credit where it’s due)
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’m so sad. Long game, but in the end, 👏 dodgers 😕 (give credit where it’s due)
I literally want this series win for the blue jays more than anything rn. I am running around, jumping, clapping; PLEASE
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I literally want this series win for the blue jays more than anything rn. I am running around, jumping, clapping; PLEASE
BLUE JAAAYYYSSSS LETS GO!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
BLUE JAAAYYYSSSS LETS GO!!!
One of my besties just referred to brussels sprouts as “meatball sized cabbages” and that is now added to my lingo 😂
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One of my besties just referred to brussels sprouts as “meatball sized cabbages” and that is now added to my lingo 😂
I love how dramatic plants can be. One day they can look all crinkly and sad, but then you add some water, and voila, 3 new leaves pop up. Fascinating
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love how dramatic plants can be. One day they can look all crinkly and sad, but then you add some water, and voila, 3 new leaves pop up. Fascinating
If you think about it, thunderstorms are nature’s fireworks 🤔
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you think about it, thunderstorms are nature’s fireworks 🤔
The only way I’d be considered an “early riser” is if I’m up all night to make it to sunrise. So, when people ask me: are you a morning person? Clearly, (imo) my best response is: circumstantially 😂🥲
June 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The only way I’d be considered an “early riser” is if I’m up all night to make it to sunrise. So, when people ask me: are you a morning person? Clearly, (imo) my best response is: circumstantially 😂🥲
I very much needed the good news I got today 🥲🙏 good things ARE on the way 😭🙏 only up from here 🥹
June 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I very much needed the good news I got today 🥲🙏 good things ARE on the way 😭🙏 only up from here 🥹
Resting your head gently on your cat, and hearing them purr in return is such a happy feeling 🥰
May 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Resting your head gently on your cat, and hearing them purr in return is such a happy feeling 🥰
I had a wardrobe malfunction yesterday at a birthday dinner, and I’m still baffled how I managed to pull it off without anyone noticing 😮💨 may my good luck continue for today, I’m gonna need it 🙏
April 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I had a wardrobe malfunction yesterday at a birthday dinner, and I’m still baffled how I managed to pull it off without anyone noticing 😮💨 may my good luck continue for today, I’m gonna need it 🙏
4 am??? Whaaat? How did thi- ah, nvm, I’m the worst at pretending. 😂 What the heck is up night-time?? I missed you 😂
April 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
4 am??? Whaaat? How did thi- ah, nvm, I’m the worst at pretending. 😂 What the heck is up night-time?? I missed you 😂
I swear for the past 3 hours I’ve been hearing the Mr Frosty ice cream truck… It’s not even close, it’s just in the distance; but every time I think it stops, it starts back up 😭😭 I know I’m not losing it, but I might in another hour if it keeps up..
April 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I swear for the past 3 hours I’ve been hearing the Mr Frosty ice cream truck… It’s not even close, it’s just in the distance; but every time I think it stops, it starts back up 😭😭 I know I’m not losing it, but I might in another hour if it keeps up..
While walking out of the Mets stadium tonight, some dude tried to sell me a ball for $100, and proceeded to go down in price, and the only thing I could do with my social anxiety was gesture at this young CHILD (maybe 3-4) in front of me, and say “give it to the kid!!!!” I wish I said more 😂😭
April 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
While walking out of the Mets stadium tonight, some dude tried to sell me a ball for $100, and proceeded to go down in price, and the only thing I could do with my social anxiety was gesture at this young CHILD (maybe 3-4) in front of me, and say “give it to the kid!!!!” I wish I said more 😂😭
To quote that one banana guard from adventure time: “I just want consistency!!!” 😫😭
April 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
To quote that one banana guard from adventure time: “I just want consistency!!!” 😫😭
Successfully trimmed the toe-fuzz off all four paws of my kitty (with the help of my bf) 🥹 this is SUCH a win!!
March 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Successfully trimmed the toe-fuzz off all four paws of my kitty (with the help of my bf) 🥹 this is SUCH a win!!
I am not built for day shift 😭
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I am not built for day shift 😭
So, I have a recipe for kale salad, and I was reminded about it from a show I was watching with my bf last night, and I was like “oh yeah! I should make that tomorrow!” And my bf goes “you just made kale soup last week..” I was like “and?” and he says “moderation” after he had ICE CREAM for dinner..
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So, I have a recipe for kale salad, and I was reminded about it from a show I was watching with my bf last night, and I was like “oh yeah! I should make that tomorrow!” And my bf goes “you just made kale soup last week..” I was like “and?” and he says “moderation” after he had ICE CREAM for dinner..
Sometimes when I catch myself in ironic situations, I usually take a step back and have this life-altering realization that “oh, this is actually karma”
February 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sometimes when I catch myself in ironic situations, I usually take a step back and have this life-altering realization that “oh, this is actually karma”
I got this frogigotchi, and I was doing good with Fergie; kept him alive for over a month, then he fell behind my nightstand, and I forgot about him. That was like two months ago. I thought the battery ran out.. so, either a new one just spawned out of nowhere, or Fergie might be haunting me..
January 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I got this frogigotchi, and I was doing good with Fergie; kept him alive for over a month, then he fell behind my nightstand, and I forgot about him. That was like two months ago. I thought the battery ran out.. so, either a new one just spawned out of nowhere, or Fergie might be haunting me..
My cat will clean herself with stinky tuna breath, and somehow end up smelling like freshly baked bread. Make it make sense 😂
January 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My cat will clean herself with stinky tuna breath, and somehow end up smelling like freshly baked bread. Make it make sense 😂
I find it super flattering when someone tells me, “I love the way your brain works!”
but then I go and ruin it by saying, “Thanks! It’s probably the ADHD!”
every. time. 🤦🏻♀️
but then I go and ruin it by saying, “Thanks! It’s probably the ADHD!”
every. time. 🤦🏻♀️
January 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I find it super flattering when someone tells me, “I love the way your brain works!”
but then I go and ruin it by saying, “Thanks! It’s probably the ADHD!”
every. time. 🤦🏻♀️
but then I go and ruin it by saying, “Thanks! It’s probably the ADHD!”
every. time. 🤦🏻♀️