Mellow Brick Road Podcast
@mellowbrickroad.bsky.social
Follow Van, Trace, and Mason as they wander down the wild and winding roads of life in search of knowledge, love, and courage, using their insane imaginations and crude humor to make it through in one piece.
Welcome to HELLMART, where our prices are the one punishment that has nothing to do with your past sins! Also be sure to try out our new future American typing class experience, “Final Sentence”, where three mistakes will be your last!
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Check out the HELLMART and Final Sentence demos on Steam now!
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Check out the HELLMART and Final Sentence demos on Steam now!
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Welcome to HELLMART, where our prices are the one punishment that has nothing to do with your past sins! Also be sure to try out our new future American typing class experience, “Final Sentence”, where three mistakes will be your last!
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Check out the HELLMART and Final Sentence demos on Steam now!
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Check out the HELLMART and Final Sentence demos on Steam now!
Van finds the solution to the Harry Potter remake on the way to finding the solution to the Lord of the Rings remake..
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And Trace is trapped on the bench with him…
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WATCH the FULL PATH 166 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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And Trace is trapped on the bench with him…
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WATCH the FULL PATH 166 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
September 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Van finds the solution to the Harry Potter remake on the way to finding the solution to the Lord of the Rings remake..
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And Trace is trapped on the bench with him…
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WATCH the FULL PATH 166 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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And Trace is trapped on the bench with him…
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WATCH the FULL PATH 166 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
It’s scary just how fast the slide down morality can be...
Enjoy this quickly escalating kill counter from Path 164.
WATCH the FULL PATH 164 for more!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Enjoy this quickly escalating kill counter from Path 164.
WATCH the FULL PATH 164 for more!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s scary just how fast the slide down morality can be...
Enjoy this quickly escalating kill counter from Path 164.
WATCH the FULL PATH 164 for more!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Enjoy this quickly escalating kill counter from Path 164.
WATCH the FULL PATH 164 for more!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Van is on another solo adventure!
This time he's hunting down domestic terrorists that have infiltrated his beautiful country to oppress it's citizens under the orders of Lord Cheeto Rump...Well, that's not the official story to the game, "BROFORCE," but Van is playing with his imagination.
This time he's hunting down domestic terrorists that have infiltrated his beautiful country to oppress it's citizens under the orders of Lord Cheeto Rump...Well, that's not the official story to the game, "BROFORCE," but Van is playing with his imagination.
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Van is on another solo adventure!
This time he's hunting down domestic terrorists that have infiltrated his beautiful country to oppress it's citizens under the orders of Lord Cheeto Rump...Well, that's not the official story to the game, "BROFORCE," but Van is playing with his imagination.
This time he's hunting down domestic terrorists that have infiltrated his beautiful country to oppress it's citizens under the orders of Lord Cheeto Rump...Well, that's not the official story to the game, "BROFORCE," but Van is playing with his imagination.
Van is all alone working in a rundown lighthouse to help ships get to port safely. A Lovecraftian horror meets Papers, Please meets Firewatch in this playthrough of the first chapter of Static Dread: The Lighthouse.
WATCH on YouTube!
Follow Van on Twitch to join him for the full game: ONLYVANS23
WATCH on YouTube!
Follow Van on Twitch to join him for the full game: ONLYVANS23
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Van is all alone working in a rundown lighthouse to help ships get to port safely. A Lovecraftian horror meets Papers, Please meets Firewatch in this playthrough of the first chapter of Static Dread: The Lighthouse.
WATCH on YouTube!
Follow Van on Twitch to join him for the full game: ONLYVANS23
WATCH on YouTube!
Follow Van on Twitch to join him for the full game: ONLYVANS23
Van wants to buy a ghost zoo where all animals have unfinished business and can’t escape for all eternity.
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Mason wants to visit a haunted retirement home.
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We try to help someone suspected of being cursed learn the signs that there is a witch after you and how to cleanse yourself of the curse.
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Mason wants to visit a haunted retirement home.
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We try to help someone suspected of being cursed learn the signs that there is a witch after you and how to cleanse yourself of the curse.
August 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Van wants to buy a ghost zoo where all animals have unfinished business and can’t escape for all eternity.
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Mason wants to visit a haunted retirement home.
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We try to help someone suspected of being cursed learn the signs that there is a witch after you and how to cleanse yourself of the curse.
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Mason wants to visit a haunted retirement home.
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We try to help someone suspected of being cursed learn the signs that there is a witch after you and how to cleanse yourself of the curse.
Ozzy’s literal death-defying career. As part of the grieving process, Van returns to one of his favorite games to embarrass himself and prove he’s just not ready for the big leagues of let’s play Youtubers.
WEEKLY QUESTION: How in the Ozzy’s newly-acquired Hell do Danny Phantom’s ghost powers work?
WEEKLY QUESTION: How in the Ozzy’s newly-acquired Hell do Danny Phantom’s ghost powers work?
July 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ozzy’s literal death-defying career. As part of the grieving process, Van returns to one of his favorite games to embarrass himself and prove he’s just not ready for the big leagues of let’s play Youtubers.
WEEKLY QUESTION: How in the Ozzy’s newly-acquired Hell do Danny Phantom’s ghost powers work?
WEEKLY QUESTION: How in the Ozzy’s newly-acquired Hell do Danny Phantom’s ghost powers work?
It’s our super sweet 16x10 party and we can have WHATEVER WE WANT because it’s OUR day!
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We look at what games will be included in the Squid Games: America Edition.
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We help an “innocent” victim get revenge when someone steals all the dessert drugs made specially by their grandma!
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We look at what games will be included in the Squid Games: America Edition.
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We help an “innocent” victim get revenge when someone steals all the dessert drugs made specially by their grandma!
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July 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s our super sweet 16x10 party and we can have WHATEVER WE WANT because it’s OUR day!
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We look at what games will be included in the Squid Games: America Edition.
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We help an “innocent” victim get revenge when someone steals all the dessert drugs made specially by their grandma!
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PATH 160
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We look at what games will be included in the Squid Games: America Edition.
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We help an “innocent” victim get revenge when someone steals all the dessert drugs made specially by their grandma!
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PATH 160
How would you get your new stepson, a man 11 years your senior, to respect you?
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Let us know and we can all take credit for helping!
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Send us your advice questions at [email protected] and put “ADVICE” in the subject line and we’ll try our best, or at least make it funny.
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Let us know and we can all take credit for helping!
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Send us your advice questions at [email protected] and put “ADVICE” in the subject line and we’ll try our best, or at least make it funny.
July 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
How would you get your new stepson, a man 11 years your senior, to respect you?
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Let us know and we can all take credit for helping!
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Send us your advice questions at [email protected] and put “ADVICE” in the subject line and we’ll try our best, or at least make it funny.
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Let us know and we can all take credit for helping!
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Send us your advice questions at [email protected] and put “ADVICE” in the subject line and we’ll try our best, or at least make it funny.
Like our Missouri brethren before us, Van and Trace are looking into time travel.
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We try to help a 25-year-old stepfather get the respect he deserves from his 36-year-old stepson.
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 159 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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We try to help a 25-year-old stepfather get the respect he deserves from his 36-year-old stepson.
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 159 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
July 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Like our Missouri brethren before us, Van and Trace are looking into time travel.
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We try to help a 25-year-old stepfather get the respect he deserves from his 36-year-old stepson.
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 159 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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We try to help a 25-year-old stepfather get the respect he deserves from his 36-year-old stepson.
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 159 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Would you put on music for the drive?
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Watch the FULL PATH 157 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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Sign up for the MBR Patreon for bonus videos!
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Watch the FULL PATH 157 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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Sign up for the MBR Patreon for bonus videos!
July 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Would you put on music for the drive?
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Watch the FULL PATH 157 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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Sign up for the MBR Patreon for bonus videos!
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Watch the FULL PATH 157 for MORE!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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Sign up for the MBR Patreon for bonus videos!
Should people be shamed for not picking up their horse’s poop like they would with dog poop?
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I think we can all agree the sidewalk should be a poop-free-zone.
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WATCH the FULL PATH 157 on YouTube & Spotify!
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I think we can all agree the sidewalk should be a poop-free-zone.
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WATCH the FULL PATH 157 on YouTube & Spotify!
July 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Should people be shamed for not picking up their horse’s poop like they would with dog poop?
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I think we can all agree the sidewalk should be a poop-free-zone.
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WATCH the FULL PATH 157 on YouTube & Spotify!
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I think we can all agree the sidewalk should be a poop-free-zone.
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WATCH the FULL PATH 157 on YouTube & Spotify!
Are humans like sponges when it rains?
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Should people be shamed for not picking up their horse’s poop like they would with dog poop?
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What happens when a human child is left in your care while pet-sitting?
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 157 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on all your favorite podcast apps!
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Should people be shamed for not picking up their horse’s poop like they would with dog poop?
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What happens when a human child is left in your care while pet-sitting?
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 157 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on all your favorite podcast apps!
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Are humans like sponges when it rains?
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Should people be shamed for not picking up their horse’s poop like they would with dog poop?
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What happens when a human child is left in your care while pet-sitting?
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 157 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on all your favorite podcast apps!
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Should people be shamed for not picking up their horse’s poop like they would with dog poop?
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What happens when a human child is left in your care while pet-sitting?
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WATCH THE FULL PATH 157 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on all your favorite podcast apps!
To be better allies we put our knowledge to the test with a quiz on the history of the Pride movement.
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Van talks about his top wins from this years Tony Awards.
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We want your best flan pics, please and thank you.
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FULL PATH 155 on YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and all your favorite podcast apps!
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Van talks about his top wins from this years Tony Awards.
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We want your best flan pics, please and thank you.
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FULL PATH 155 on YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and all your favorite podcast apps!
June 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
To be better allies we put our knowledge to the test with a quiz on the history of the Pride movement.
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Van talks about his top wins from this years Tony Awards.
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We want your best flan pics, please and thank you.
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FULL PATH 155 on YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and all your favorite podcast apps!
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Van talks about his top wins from this years Tony Awards.
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We want your best flan pics, please and thank you.
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FULL PATH 155 on YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and all your favorite podcast apps!
Van learns how to be direct and shoot his shot when on the lookout for a Summer fling.
What’s your best pick up line?
WATCH the FULL PATH 154 for MORE on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
What’s your best pick up line?
WATCH the FULL PATH 154 for MORE on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
June 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Van learns how to be direct and shoot his shot when on the lookout for a Summer fling.
What’s your best pick up line?
WATCH the FULL PATH 154 for MORE on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
What’s your best pick up line?
WATCH the FULL PATH 154 for MORE on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Better late than never..
It’s #PrideMonth and Van and Mason are trying to help their fellow straights be the best allies they can be.
1: Don’t be mean
2: Get involved and have fun (cause it’s impossible not to)
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WATCH the FULL PATH 154 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
It’s #PrideMonth and Van and Mason are trying to help their fellow straights be the best allies they can be.
1: Don’t be mean
2: Get involved and have fun (cause it’s impossible not to)
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WATCH the FULL PATH 154 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
June 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Better late than never..
It’s #PrideMonth and Van and Mason are trying to help their fellow straights be the best allies they can be.
1: Don’t be mean
2: Get involved and have fun (cause it’s impossible not to)
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WATCH the FULL PATH 154 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
It’s #PrideMonth and Van and Mason are trying to help their fellow straights be the best allies they can be.
1: Don’t be mean
2: Get involved and have fun (cause it’s impossible not to)
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WATCH the FULL PATH 154 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Van and Trace create their superhero names and costumes before realizing they were doing it on a recorded show. . .
What would be your IRL superhero name and what would your costume look like?
WATCH the FULL PATH 153 for MORE!
What would be your IRL superhero name and what would your costume look like?
WATCH the FULL PATH 153 for MORE!
June 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Van and Trace create their superhero names and costumes before realizing they were doing it on a recorded show. . .
What would be your IRL superhero name and what would your costume look like?
WATCH the FULL PATH 153 for MORE!
What would be your IRL superhero name and what would your costume look like?
WATCH the FULL PATH 153 for MORE!
Spike Roll will teach you how to become a real-life superhero. The Noodle throws a bench fit about modern country music. We wanna know if Jeff Dunham has more late-night ventriloquist dummies.
WATCH the FULL PATH on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
WATCH the FULL PATH on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
June 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Spike Roll will teach you how to become a real-life superhero. The Noodle throws a bench fit about modern country music. We wanna know if Jeff Dunham has more late-night ventriloquist dummies.
WATCH the FULL PATH on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
WATCH the FULL PATH on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Our newest “sponsor,” the Go Gym Bros Foundation
Gym Bros, helping Gym Bros be better Gym Bros. By scratching their heads for them.
WATCH the FULL PATH 152 or more clips on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Gym Bros, helping Gym Bros be better Gym Bros. By scratching their heads for them.
WATCH the FULL PATH 152 or more clips on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Our newest “sponsor,” the Go Gym Bros Foundation
Gym Bros, helping Gym Bros be better Gym Bros. By scratching their heads for them.
WATCH the FULL PATH 152 or more clips on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Gym Bros, helping Gym Bros be better Gym Bros. By scratching their heads for them.
WATCH the FULL PATH 152 or more clips on YouTube & Spotify!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
Is sailing on a first date a good idea?
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What is all this random junk Van found at his parent’s house? And what’s it all used for?
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What’s the sexiest letter in the alphabet (Arial font)?
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These are the questions that plague and titillate Van and Mason on Path 152!
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What is all this random junk Van found at his parent’s house? And what’s it all used for?
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What’s the sexiest letter in the alphabet (Arial font)?
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These are the questions that plague and titillate Van and Mason on Path 152!
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Is sailing on a first date a good idea?
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What is all this random junk Van found at his parent’s house? And what’s it all used for?
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What’s the sexiest letter in the alphabet (Arial font)?
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These are the questions that plague and titillate Van and Mason on Path 152!
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What is all this random junk Van found at his parent’s house? And what’s it all used for?
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What’s the sexiest letter in the alphabet (Arial font)?
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These are the questions that plague and titillate Van and Mason on Path 152!
The detectors at CERN detected small traces of gold being created after some photon experiments with lead, which is one of the biggest alchemical breakthroughs in human history.
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
May 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The detectors at CERN detected small traces of gold being created after some photon experiments with lead, which is one of the biggest alchemical breakthroughs in human history.
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
The detectors at CERN detected small traces of gold being created after some photon experiments with lead, which is one of the biggest alchemical breakthroughs in human history.
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
May 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The detectors at CERN detected small traces of gold being created after some photon experiments with lead, which is one of the biggest alchemical breakthroughs in human history.
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
I wonder how the aliens are going to react to us not having to dig for gold anymore?
WATCH the FULL PATH 151 for MORE!
We give serious advice to a high school graduate. Van hosts a new game show all about guessing famous threesomes. Mason wants to know how we can collect the scraps of gold being manufactured at CERN.
What do you think Diddy Kong's new name should be IF he had to change it for some reason?
PATH 151
What do you think Diddy Kong's new name should be IF he had to change it for some reason?
PATH 151
May 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We give serious advice to a high school graduate. Van hosts a new game show all about guessing famous threesomes. Mason wants to know how we can collect the scraps of gold being manufactured at CERN.
What do you think Diddy Kong's new name should be IF he had to change it for some reason?
PATH 151
What do you think Diddy Kong's new name should be IF he had to change it for some reason?
PATH 151
Van and Trace discuss an online question about what would happen to the Tesla vehicles if Tesla goes bankrupt and the servers get shut off.
A truly great question that is destined for an answer to come at least one day.
What do YOU think will happen to the vehicles?
WATCH PATH 150 for MORE!
A truly great question that is destined for an answer to come at least one day.
What do YOU think will happen to the vehicles?
WATCH PATH 150 for MORE!
May 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Van and Trace discuss an online question about what would happen to the Tesla vehicles if Tesla goes bankrupt and the servers get shut off.
A truly great question that is destined for an answer to come at least one day.
What do YOU think will happen to the vehicles?
WATCH PATH 150 for MORE!
A truly great question that is destined for an answer to come at least one day.
What do YOU think will happen to the vehicles?
WATCH PATH 150 for MORE!
What are we doing on Path 150:
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DA POPE
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Finding the perfect mammoth mascot for Utah’s hockey club
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Chiefsaholic update
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Advice questions
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Send us your questions and we’ll find an answer for you. Names are anonymous.
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WATCH Path 150 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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DA POPE
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Finding the perfect mammoth mascot for Utah’s hockey club
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Chiefsaholic update
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Advice questions
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Send us your questions and we’ll find an answer for you. Names are anonymous.
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WATCH Path 150 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
May 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What are we doing on Path 150:
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DA POPE
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Finding the perfect mammoth mascot for Utah’s hockey club
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Chiefsaholic update
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Advice questions
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Send us your questions and we’ll find an answer for you. Names are anonymous.
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WATCH Path 150 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!
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DA POPE
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Finding the perfect mammoth mascot for Utah’s hockey club
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Chiefsaholic update
.
Advice questions
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Send us your questions and we’ll find an answer for you. Names are anonymous.
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WATCH Path 150 on YOUTUBE & SPOTIFY!
LISTEN on your favorite podcast apps!