Matt
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Protect Trans Kids
Gaza is a genocide
Computerboy [derogatory]
Protect Trans Kids
Gaza is a genocide
Computerboy [derogatory]
My wife won’t stope sending me horrifying taxidermy from Goodwill Auctions.
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My wife won’t stope sending me horrifying taxidermy from Goodwill Auctions.
I just have to get over my general disdain of social media first lol.
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I just have to get over my general disdain of social media first lol.
Sorry you’re having such a rough go of it lately!
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Sorry you’re having such a rough go of it lately!
SAVED! hit me at exactly the right time as I was growing out of my very religious upbringing.
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
SAVED! hit me at exactly the right time as I was growing out of my very religious upbringing.
Illmatic not showing up when I scrolled through multiple layers of this thread is wild.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Illmatic not showing up when I scrolled through multiple layers of this thread is wild.
FF Tactics Remake is incredible, very authentic to the original with modern quality of life features.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
FF Tactics Remake is incredible, very authentic to the original with modern quality of life features.
The joy I felt opening your sliver overlord cannot be understated and it was solely because of your art, thank you!
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The joy I felt opening your sliver overlord cannot be understated and it was solely because of your art, thank you!
Yes, proudly. I will only get worse.
The Z30 was peak automotive design and Toyotas been chasing that high ever since.
The Z30 was peak automotive design and Toyotas been chasing that high ever since.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Yes, proudly. I will only get worse.
The Z30 was peak automotive design and Toyotas been chasing that high ever since.
The Z30 was peak automotive design and Toyotas been chasing that high ever since.
Kirby is eldritch horror from beyond the stars, the concept of consumption made flesh. How can we be anything but mad in the face of such a creature?
He is cute tho
He is cute tho
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Kirby is eldritch horror from beyond the stars, the concept of consumption made flesh. How can we be anything but mad in the face of such a creature?
He is cute tho
He is cute tho
My CXP 30s are still the fanciest “aero” wheels I’ve ever owned, I’ll never ever be on your level for sure.
Appreciate you calling this out, it’s really frustrating to see the slop in everything.
Appreciate you calling this out, it’s really frustrating to see the slop in everything.
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My CXP 30s are still the fanciest “aero” wheels I’ve ever owned, I’ll never ever be on your level for sure.
Appreciate you calling this out, it’s really frustrating to see the slop in everything.
Appreciate you calling this out, it’s really frustrating to see the slop in everything.
If I was served any of these meals, I would take it as a threat.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If I was served any of these meals, I would take it as a threat.
Me after injecting a single marijuana.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me after injecting a single marijuana.
It’s cause no one likes the Ringo version.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s cause no one likes the Ringo version.
Finally, I can buy a melted first gen ISF. Now to just find a dish washer that will fit the dash and door panels.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Finally, I can buy a melted first gen ISF. Now to just find a dish washer that will fit the dash and door panels.
Fairly certain it was a bootleg English dub of My Neighbor Totoro in the earlier 90s that my parents bought me from a weird store off base in Ft Bragg that sold grey market Gundam and Pokémon merch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Fairly certain it was a bootleg English dub of My Neighbor Totoro in the earlier 90s that my parents bought me from a weird store off base in Ft Bragg that sold grey market Gundam and Pokémon merch.
It’s interesting I could easily pick the most and least expensive, but I wouldn’t be able to pick out the details the separate the ones in the middle. Thanks for this thread, I much appreciate it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s interesting I could easily pick the most and least expensive, but I wouldn’t be able to pick out the details the separate the ones in the middle. Thanks for this thread, I much appreciate it.
If your tool ranges from difficult to punishing, it’s a horrible tool.
That’s like saying I only like hammers that give me splinters as I use them.
That’s like saying I only like hammers that give me splinters as I use them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If your tool ranges from difficult to punishing, it’s a horrible tool.
That’s like saying I only like hammers that give me splinters as I use them.
That’s like saying I only like hammers that give me splinters as I use them.
I’ve been traveling for work since Monday, now that I’m home he is making sure I don’t get up either.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’ve been traveling for work since Monday, now that I’m home he is making sure I don’t get up either.
Wait… that’s debated? He was always the best of them. I still use his machete quote.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Wait… that’s debated? He was always the best of them. I still use his machete quote.
Sonic and Tails Louvre heist fanfic when?
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sonic and Tails Louvre heist fanfic when?
Sorry, not covered in blood but for a portion of my life i opened boxes for a living and couldn’t more strongly recommend any all metal folding utility knife w/ replaceable blades. Gerber EAB is great, also the JerryRigEverything knife as a less ‘tactical’ option.
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sorry, not covered in blood but for a portion of my life i opened boxes for a living and couldn’t more strongly recommend any all metal folding utility knife w/ replaceable blades. Gerber EAB is great, also the JerryRigEverything knife as a less ‘tactical’ option.