Never made a faustian bargain and I’m not about to start now! 🙅
October 21, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Never made a faustian bargain and I’m not about to start now! 🙅
What if Abe Lincoln was on twitter
October 14, 2023 at 6:37 PM
What if Abe Lincoln was on twitter
the poot scoot boogie
October 7, 2023 at 3:04 PM
the poot scoot boogie
Meeting Daniel Tiger (Mr. Rogers character who is canonically 8 inches tall)
September 21, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Meeting Daniel Tiger (Mr. Rogers character who is canonically 8 inches tall)
People are saying I staged this photo, with many even saying it is “perfectly staged.” But to contrary: this is just the hand that I was dealt
September 14, 2023 at 11:23 PM
People are saying I staged this photo, with many even saying it is “perfectly staged.” But to contrary: this is just the hand that I was dealt
At the YMCA kids pool in a gradient of only-slightly-to-very-overweight dads (I’m second from only-slightly)
September 13, 2023 at 9:21 PM
At the YMCA kids pool in a gradient of only-slightly-to-very-overweight dads (I’m second from only-slightly)
Step right this way!
September 8, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Step right this way!
The pecorino rides up front
September 2, 2023 at 9:20 PM
The pecorino rides up front
Taking my best serene morning plops at Joann Fabric
August 30, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Taking my best serene morning plops at Joann Fabric
In olympic swimming matches they should let the swimmers have pool noodles
August 20, 2023 at 11:19 PM
In olympic swimming matches they should let the swimmers have pool noodles