[yelling over rave music] have you seen Batman Beyond? Its like this
September 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
[yelling over rave music] have you seen Batman Beyond? Its like this
It bums me out that Charlie Kirk git pyrotechnics at his funeral, because now if I ask for that at mine, ppl will think I'm copying him
September 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It bums me out that Charlie Kirk git pyrotechnics at his funeral, because now if I ask for that at mine, ppl will think I'm copying him
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Got a microwave dinner from grocery outlet for 89 cents that was basically chicken nuggets and noodles. Just ate it and definitely got ripped out.
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Got a microwave dinner from grocery outlet for 89 cents that was basically chicken nuggets and noodles. Just ate it and definitely got ripped out.
My algorithm definitely doesnt know what gender i am, which feels very affirming. But the gendered ads I do get are all for erectile dysfunction and earrings for ppl with sensory issues, which feels very confusing #nb
September 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My algorithm definitely doesnt know what gender i am, which feels very affirming. But the gendered ads I do get are all for erectile dysfunction and earrings for ppl with sensory issues, which feels very confusing #nb
Stuck at home sick rn super bored. I baked a cake but the dayquil definitely took the lead. I was like "yes chef" and then the dayquil called me a fucking donkey. Anyway this cake is fucked up.
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Stuck at home sick rn super bored. I baked a cake but the dayquil definitely took the lead. I was like "yes chef" and then the dayquil called me a fucking donkey. Anyway this cake is fucked up.
God i want a #labubu. But I will NOT buy one and I won't accept one from a friend. It must be given to me by a very rich woman or gay man who is divorcing their spouse and giving away the spouse's labubu to someone they think will piss them off the most. Its a long shot, I know.
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
God i want a #labubu. But I will NOT buy one and I won't accept one from a friend. It must be given to me by a very rich woman or gay man who is divorcing their spouse and giving away the spouse's labubu to someone they think will piss them off the most. Its a long shot, I know.
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Listen. I eat my Phad Thai the same way as everyone else, by unhinging my jaw and dumping it all down my throat. #wearetheworld
July 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Listen. I eat my Phad Thai the same way as everyone else, by unhinging my jaw and dumping it all down my throat. #wearetheworld
if a diva slays and no one is there to see it, is the house boots down?
April 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if a diva slays and no one is there to see it, is the house boots down?
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
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Big day for millennial gays
January 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Big day for millennial gays
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I once got my very young niece to refer to jello cups as virgin jello shots and I thought that was very funny
January 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I once got my very young niece to refer to jello cups as virgin jello shots and I thought that was very funny
I briefly worked at a KFC in north Idaho. There were so many skin heads. The chicken somehow made them angrier. Someone shat on the bathroom floor like once a month.
January 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I briefly worked at a KFC in north Idaho. There were so many skin heads. The chicken somehow made them angrier. Someone shat on the bathroom floor like once a month.
If that wasn't a nazi salute then when I raise my middle finger I'm not saying "fuck u" I'm pointing to heaven to remind us all of God's love
January 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If that wasn't a nazi salute then when I raise my middle finger I'm not saying "fuck u" I'm pointing to heaven to remind us all of God's love
Me after trump declared trans & non-binary ppl don't exist
a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a wall that has butterflies on it
ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a wall that has butterflies on it
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January 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me after trump declared trans & non-binary ppl don't exist