MELLY
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My Roman Empire:

Sheffield United fans said Jayden Bogle wasn't good enough for them in the Championship, yet Leeds are in the Premier League and he's *too good* for US!

#LUFC
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Very off-brand, isn’t it?
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I suppose it helps that we don’t we have any other options right now. I’d like to think he’ll chew bench when Willy & DJ are back, but I guess we’ll see about that.
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The narrative seems to be changing a smidgen on Aaronson - so many people are now at the point where they accept he doesn’t offer any much but they’re willing to give him props for nothing because he’s a nice enough guy & criticising him is tiring and pointless. He’s officially failed upwards.
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Davy Jones in The Brady Bunch Movie is the greatest movie cameo of all time, argue with the wall. AND it gave us the thumb dance.
Davy Jones as Davy Jones in The Brady Bunch Movie Christine Taylor performing Marcia Brady’s iconic thumb dance
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I started watching RuPaul’s Drag Race back when it was aired in the middle of the night on channel 4 and let me tell you, 30+ seasons down in various formats and it’s basically just a weekly rehash of Mrs Cummings’ teachings in The Brady Bunch Movie.
RuPaul dishing out standard advice and lines in RuPaul’s Drag Race #TVsky Rupaul as Mrs Cummings in The Brady Bunch Movie
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Two of the films which go in and out of the four faves are (obviously) The Brady Bunch Movie, and Troop Beverly Hills. Both star the incomparable icon Shelley Long. Betty Thomas - who directed The Brady Bunch Movie - played the villainous Velda Plendor in Troop Beverly Hills.

Love that for me.
Shelley Long as Carol Brady, the Brady Bunch Movie Shelley Long as Phyllis Nefler, Troop Beverly Hills Poster for The Brady Bunch Movie, featuring director Betty Thomas with Christine Taylor, Shelley Long and Gary Cole #filmsky Betty Thomas as Red Feathers troop leader Velda Plendor in Troop Beverly Hills
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The 4th spot on my #Letterboxd Four Favourites often chops and changes between about 5/6 specific films, but I do think the current four are my most Melly-coded. #filmsky

Yeah, why does MARCIA get everything?!
Current Letterboxd four favourites - The Goonies, Dirty Dancing, The Wedding Singer, and occupying the hotly contested 4th spot is The Brady Bunch Movie
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He seemed relieved to be fired. Not sure what what Orta told him he was getting into, but I don’t think it was an accurate description.
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It’s a limited release. I’m hoping Metrocentre gets it. Limited release often means London and Manchester only 😒
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Oh, this sounds promising. I liked the first film but thought Glass Onion was garbage.
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I would give anything to know that Bill’s happy.
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Think about them every single day.
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RIP Ed Gein, you would have loved Minge Funerals.
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If you’re tired of THIS IS THE END, you’re tired of life.
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Javi Gracia’s time at #LUFC was short and not especially sweet, but I found him to be naturally very likeable - hope his latest spell at Watford is a good one.
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The streets have probably forgotten Michael Bridges (cool as fridges).
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Oh, they er… they were not present for the photograph 👀
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I missed the collection cut off so I did my “be disarmingly nice to the customer service people” charm offensive thing and she had a really good rummage around for it. Practically catapulted it through the hatch when I mentioned having covid, like.
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Saving my day from being a complete disaster: @guido-pond.bsky.social for an exciting mystery parcel, feat The Square Ball, & a new cup for my cafe con leche!Gracias amigo.
¡Muy guay!
Real Murcia cup, and copy of The Square Ball #LUFC
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I think about that dreamy lil capybara all the time.
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Some people have "Christmas" and "Easter".

I have "Equipe de France arriving at Clairefontaine"

Allez les Bleus!
Theo Hernandez, France & Al Hilal football arriving at Clairefontaine Kingsley Coman, France & Al Nassr arriving at Clairefontaine Ibrahima Konate, France & LFC arriving at Clairefontaine Eduardo Camavinga, France & Real Madrid arriving at Clairefontaine
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Also, while I'm a big fan of showing older films and re releases generally, screenings of The Fly and The Exorcist being more accessible than a new film like HIM feels counter productive.
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Coinciding with the school holidays is odd because 99% of people in compulsory education can't legally watch a horror at the cinema anyway.
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It's not just about winning more games, but specifically scoring more goals. We will never be comfortable in games and even if we go ahead, teams will always feel they have more scoring outlets than us. We've committed to these tools, though. That's it.