Melanie
@melobeee.bsky.social
The tweeter formerly known as Paris Bergerac-Dahl. Bookshop owner. Middlesbrough men and Manchester City women supporter. Mother of a son.
A pint at the match! Love the WSL. Come on City!
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A pint at the match! Love the WSL. Come on City!
My cat is such a dickhead
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My cat is such a dickhead
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
Say what you like about Denise Coates, you don’t get to be a billionaire by wasting money on a graphic design team for your football club.
Happy Wayne Birthday
#stokecity #boro #utb
Happy Wayne Birthday
#stokecity #boro #utb
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Say what you like about Denise Coates, you don’t get to be a billionaire by wasting money on a graphic design team for your football club.
Happy Wayne Birthday
#stokecity #boro #utb
Happy Wayne Birthday
#stokecity #boro #utb
We still carve little turnips at Halloween and I think they look well creepier than pumpkins.
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
We still carve little turnips at Halloween and I think they look well creepier than pumpkins.
Here’s my girl Rachael about to cast the Command Spell during our game of Talisman.
October 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Here’s my girl Rachael about to cast the Command Spell during our game of Talisman.
Love the choice of headline photo here @theguardian.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Love the choice of headline photo here @theguardian.com
I love my cat and her stupid face. 10/10 for her loaf pose here as well.
September 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love my cat and her stupid face. 10/10 for her loaf pose here as well.
I thought this little friend hanging out in one of my roses was very beautiful.
July 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I thought this little friend hanging out in one of my roses was very beautiful.
Bought myself a green man for my yarden. Wanted one for so long. He’s beautiful and I love him.
April 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bought myself a green man for my yarden. Wanted one for so long. He’s beautiful and I love him.
Me in the national security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me in the national security team group chat
Just updated my phone and got a random notification for a podcast entitled ‘Surviving the Night Hag’
February 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just updated my phone and got a random notification for a podcast entitled ‘Surviving the Night Hag’
My goals for 2024 were lengthy and I achieved none of them. For 2025 I resolve to live, enjoy life and make it to 2026.
January 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My goals for 2024 were lengthy and I achieved none of them. For 2025 I resolve to live, enjoy life and make it to 2026.
I am being micromanaged by my supervisor today.
March 25, 2024 at 11:12 AM
I am being micromanaged by my supervisor today.
@catsofyore.bsky.social did you see Joni Mitchell on Instagram with her new kitten? It made my Christmas complete. 🥰
December 27, 2023 at 11:34 AM
@catsofyore.bsky.social did you see Joni Mitchell on Instagram with her new kitten? It made my Christmas complete. 🥰
Hello @catsofyore.bsky.social. I know you’re not the cat reviewer but please could you take a moment to look at how neat my cat Rachael is? She’s not of yore but she’s very simple in mind.
November 17, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Hello @catsofyore.bsky.social. I know you’re not the cat reviewer but please could you take a moment to look at how neat my cat Rachael is? She’s not of yore but she’s very simple in mind.
Just held a funeral for my son’s sea monkeys. He chose Love Shack to serenade them off this mortal coil. It was a lovely service.
October 29, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Just held a funeral for my son’s sea monkeys. He chose Love Shack to serenade them off this mortal coil. It was a lovely service.
On a little holiday visiting friends and family. London today and Birmingham tomorrow. Here’s a shot of some fun today on the DLR.
October 27, 2023 at 7:55 PM
On a little holiday visiting friends and family. London today and Birmingham tomorrow. Here’s a shot of some fun today on the DLR.
Baby Southgate! Or Sir G as he’s known round here. He has certainly aged well.
October 25, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Baby Southgate! Or Sir G as he’s known round here. He has certainly aged well.
Every now and then Tony Dorigo pops briefly into my head. I wonder what he’s up to these days.
October 25, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Every now and then Tony Dorigo pops briefly into my head. I wonder what he’s up to these days.
Peter Reid has looked like an old man since he was born
October 25, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Peter Reid has looked like an old man since he was born
Whatever happened to Ian Snodin?
October 25, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Whatever happened to Ian Snodin?
Remember Jan Molby’s wonderful Skandi-Scouse accent?
October 25, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Remember Jan Molby’s wonderful Skandi-Scouse accent?