Melodía
@melodiaauthor.com
[ Horror and fantasy author, based in Baltimore, Maryland. | Future CPA. | https://melodiaauthor.com ]
Oh my! 😳
a cartoon drawing of a robot with a top hat and gloves
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a robot with a top hat and gloves
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January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Oh my! 😳
Seriously, will he just stick with fucking couches?
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Seriously, will he just stick with fucking couches?
"YouTube journalist." That should tell everyone that he's not a serious person.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
"YouTube journalist." That should tell everyone that he's not a serious person.
I miss you two so much! ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I miss you two so much! ❤️
THIS was an actual post from the DOJ? Good lord! 🤦♀️
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
THIS was an actual post from the DOJ? Good lord! 🤦♀️
That picture should be on a Christmas card! It's so beautiful! ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That picture should be on a Christmas card! It's so beautiful! ❤️
Well, see, he "promised." Which means he lied. There. Now you know.
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Well, see, he "promised." Which means he lied. There. Now you know.
"Redactions." We all know what that means! Obviously trying to erase Drumpf from them.
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Redactions." We all know what that means! Obviously trying to erase Drumpf from them.
Just wonderful, another violation of the law. 😡
December 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just wonderful, another violation of the law. 😡
The Keebler Elf knows his time as "Speaker" is winding down, so he's doing all he can to stay in "power."
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Keebler Elf knows his time as "Speaker" is winding down, so he's doing all he can to stay in "power."
I used to call him Boing Boing and he finally blocked me. 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I used to call him Boing Boing and he finally blocked me. 🤣
Good lord, this fucking moron. First of all, Venezuela has stolen NOTHING from the US. There was NO land, oil, or any assets that were "stolen." Second of all, Drumpf is a moron. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Good lord, this fucking moron. First of all, Venezuela has stolen NOTHING from the US. There was NO land, oil, or any assets that were "stolen." Second of all, Drumpf is a moron. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
TIL spangled drongo is NOT the name of a punk rock band (though it should be!).
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
TIL spangled drongo is NOT the name of a punk rock band (though it should be!).
I miss when the Onion was satire. It's all real now. 😭
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I miss when the Onion was satire. It's all real now. 😭
Spotify is ALWAYS on the wrong side of things. Glad I deleted my account years ago!
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Spotify is ALWAYS on the wrong side of things. Glad I deleted my account years ago!