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@melodramaticmoon.bsky.social
📍hell, USA

No credentials. Literally nobody. Bum.

I like talking pets, pop culture and politics

I bite 🤺 I block 🤺
Ugh to think of the mirrored pap pics we the people were robbed of
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
If he wants headlines he could actually make a bold action and force them.

But sure, why don’t we all read off his strongly worded letters
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I, for one, welcome our Chinese overlords
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Thanks for paving the way ❤️ we stand on the shoulders of giants
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
We can even gamble on how much alcohol and gambling there will be!!
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I think the joke is funny because he can only satirize and mock people’s genuine belief in religion or an afterlife

But his genuine belief in ivermectin let his butt cancer kill him
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I think it’s the perfect encapsulation of a man who felt big and powerful until he didn’t anymore.

A man who could only walk in someone else’s shoes when they they were literally forced on his feet

This man was always going to end up like this. It’s well written, but not in the way he meant
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Any time spent punching left, is time that could’ve been spent punching right… punching Nazis
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
As they say “if you don’t have anything to not fed post, don’t fed post at all”

I personally feel like [REDACTED]
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
No one ever applauds my gay ass getting kick out of bars :(
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
“Women bad” will always be OP… details don’t matter if there is woman and bad
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
We obviously can’t assume that. Just in the last year alone we’ve seen weaponized subway sandwiches (w exploding mustard), acorns of mass destruction, and terrorist soccer moms armed with children’s plushies

Won’t someone think of the poor piggies out there scared, armed, and afraid in this world
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
From streamers??? Unheard of.

The bar is truly on the floor after watching countless people nearly kill themselves and those around them for the views… live… on stream
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The dems can’t win this argument unless they push for mass immigration amnesty and higher minimum wage. But they won’t.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No no no. You’re entirely misunderstanding him here. He’s saying we should ALL be low wage servants. Not JUST the immigrants!

Hope this helps
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The only thing they “fell” for was the massive fucking checks from their donors that were worried about their bottom line about airline closures

These dems are laughing their way to the bank while folks say these literal ivy grads are just dumb or something
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Undemocratic behavior. They’re fascist sympathizers, plain and simple

Trump is a historically unpopular president and this most recent election showed voters preference for NEW ideas in OPPOSITION to the current admin.

Dems decided to spit in their face today. They benefit from trumpism, fuck us
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pathetic, feckless cowards
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The other funniest answer is Sony and how bad they fucked themselves again lmao

Funded the movie… gave franchise rights to Netflix 🙃
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM