Melody Rhymes
@melodyrhymes.bsky.social
I like to waste my time laughing at dumb jokes. Prince is my paisley baby.
Guess who would never perform at the inauguration?
a man with long hair is singing into a microphone while wearing a brown jacket
ALT: a man with long hair is singing into a microphone while wearing a brown jacket
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January 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Guess who would never perform at the inauguration?
Sex when you’re old (internal dialogue):
Ooohh baby
Please don’t fart
Oh that felt good
Please don’t fart
Are we almost done?
Please don’t fart
My leg is starting to cramp, can we be done?
Ooohh baby
Please don’t fart
Oh that felt good
Please don’t fart
Are we almost done?
Please don’t fart
My leg is starting to cramp, can we be done?
January 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sex when you’re old (internal dialogue):
Ooohh baby
Please don’t fart
Oh that felt good
Please don’t fart
Are we almost done?
Please don’t fart
My leg is starting to cramp, can we be done?
Ooohh baby
Please don’t fart
Oh that felt good
Please don’t fart
Are we almost done?
Please don’t fart
My leg is starting to cramp, can we be done?
Me thinking about my NYE plans:
-How am I gonna stay up till 12?
-if I have more than two drinks I’ll have a hangover for two days
-my cute shoes are good for 10 min standing up, max
-How am I gonna stay up till 12?
-if I have more than two drinks I’ll have a hangover for two days
-my cute shoes are good for 10 min standing up, max
December 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Me thinking about my NYE plans:
-How am I gonna stay up till 12?
-if I have more than two drinks I’ll have a hangover for two days
-my cute shoes are good for 10 min standing up, max
-How am I gonna stay up till 12?
-if I have more than two drinks I’ll have a hangover for two days
-my cute shoes are good for 10 min standing up, max
Did we elect Elon Musk to something? I must’ve missed his name on the ballot.
December 20, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Did we elect Elon Musk to something? I must’ve missed his name on the ballot.
Reposted by Melody Rhymes
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON COLLEGE TUITIONS
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON COLLEGE TUITIONS
The best part about reading is opening the book and sticking your nose deep inside while inhaling.
November 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
The best part about reading is opening the book and sticking your nose deep inside while inhaling.
Is my spelling getting worse every year because I’m old as sin or because of autocorrect?
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Is my spelling getting worse every year because I’m old as sin or because of autocorrect?
Am I the only one who is tired of seeing posts about how bad Trump is?
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Am I the only one who is tired of seeing posts about how bad Trump is?
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
K. So the dm’s here are highly annoying.
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 AM
K. So the dm’s here are highly annoying.
Reposted by Melody Rhymes
BlueSky feels like I'm doing stand-up at Dollar General.
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 PM
BlueSky feels like I'm doing stand-up at Dollar General.