Melon
@melonservice.bsky.social
thinker | word dame | boring looser
part-time florist, full time crybaby 💐
part-time florist, full time crybaby 💐
September 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Today I cried because a boy felt proud of himself at the Bibbidi Bibbidi Boutique.
August 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Today I cried because a boy felt proud of himself at the Bibbidi Bibbidi Boutique.
Today I cried because my mom showed no interest in sharing something I care about.
August 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Today I cried because my mom showed no interest in sharing something I care about.
Computer- how to waste time, productively?
Computer?
Computer?
July 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Computer- how to waste time, productively?
Computer?
Computer?
Today I cried because i wanted to write a song but computer decided to nuke GarageBand and i can’t download it because my computer is old. #apple Why?!
July 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Today I cried because i wanted to write a song but computer decided to nuke GarageBand and i can’t download it because my computer is old. #apple Why?!
Dear men,
I don’t want to play Egyptologist and try to decipher what the fuck your emoji hieroglyphs are supposed to mean every time I look at the about section of your dating profile. So please live an interesting life and get off of dating apps.
Thank you.
I don’t want to play Egyptologist and try to decipher what the fuck your emoji hieroglyphs are supposed to mean every time I look at the about section of your dating profile. So please live an interesting life and get off of dating apps.
Thank you.
July 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dear men,
I don’t want to play Egyptologist and try to decipher what the fuck your emoji hieroglyphs are supposed to mean every time I look at the about section of your dating profile. So please live an interesting life and get off of dating apps.
Thank you.
I don’t want to play Egyptologist and try to decipher what the fuck your emoji hieroglyphs are supposed to mean every time I look at the about section of your dating profile. So please live an interesting life and get off of dating apps.
Thank you.
Today I’m crying about a dead crab.
February 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Today I’m crying about a dead crab.
Tonight I’m crying because i found out that some horses have committed suicide in order not to crush their riders to death. 😭 (do not look up rotational fall)
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Tonight I’m crying because i found out that some horses have committed suicide in order not to crush their riders to death. 😭 (do not look up rotational fall)
I hope y’all ordered your flowers already because you’re about to have a bad time.
#valentinesday
#valentinesday
February 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I hope y’all ordered your flowers already because you’re about to have a bad time.
#valentinesday
#valentinesday
As a florist, please PLEASE! DON’T get married around Valentine’s Day. Trust me flowers are going to be more expensive and florist are so over worked at this time they will not be able to put in the time and effort they should be putting into your flowers. #valentinesday #weddings #marriage #psa
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As a florist, please PLEASE! DON’T get married around Valentine’s Day. Trust me flowers are going to be more expensive and florist are so over worked at this time they will not be able to put in the time and effort they should be putting into your flowers. #valentinesday #weddings #marriage #psa
January 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
And remember kids, the horse in the hospital was hired by the termites infesting the hospital walls to distract from the fact they nearly consumed the place.
January 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
And remember kids, the horse in the hospital was hired by the termites infesting the hospital walls to distract from the fact they nearly consumed the place.
Making banana bread.🎶 making banana bread 🎵BANANA BREAAAD! 🍌🍞
November 13, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Making banana bread.🎶 making banana bread 🎵BANANA BREAAAD! 🍌🍞
Am I not a threat? Oh baby I’m gonna bring your whole world DOWN!
October 23, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Am I not a threat? Oh baby I’m gonna bring your whole world DOWN!
I want cheese, I want bacon, I want Nutella, I want butter on my toast. I wish I was a morning person.
October 20, 2023 at 5:32 AM
I want cheese, I want bacon, I want Nutella, I want butter on my toast. I wish I was a morning person.
Story starter:
It was the dead of summer and the grasshoppers had taken over.
It was the dead of summer and the grasshoppers had taken over.
October 14, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Story starter:
It was the dead of summer and the grasshoppers had taken over.
It was the dead of summer and the grasshoppers had taken over.
Shirtless men ridding horses.
October 14, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Shirtless men ridding horses.