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melpemone.bsky.social
melly 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
@melpemone.bsky.social
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she/her | queer | elder millennial™. AuDHD&OCD, INFP, leftist. invented revenge bedtime procrastination. making my blorbos your problem since 1997. no antis/minors/terfs 🔞

Con O'Neill said I smell good

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Tiny new ankle friend.
A photo of a new, thinly lined, tattoo of a fat little wriggly worm. There is a red exclamation mark next to his head, indicating that he is startled. The tattoo is under a layer of second skin covering
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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ahahahaha fuck
Screenshot from ABC Australia. Picture is titled Required annual income in 2025 to rent a house and not be in financial stress. The graphic shows an outline of the continent of Australia, with numbers overlaid where the state capitals are. The numbers are as follows: Perth: $121.33. Darwin: $124,800. Brisbane: $114,400. Sydney: $135,200. Canberra: $121,333. Adelaide: $107,467. Melbourne: $100,533. Hobart: $100,533.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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a screenshot of a tweet by SeattleI'mInYou reading: anybody wanna go christmas caroling we're singing fuck the pain away by peaches
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
melpemone.bsky.social
reskeet with a tweet you still think about

friend, i have an entire folder of these
two tweets from Jenny Nicholson dated 25/8/2020. 1: you know that thing where you disagree with a guy online and suddenly his vocab switches from completely normal to "writing missives from the revolutionary war in a quill pen" as though that's going to give him some kind of intellectual high ground. 2: in the replies you'll find a lot of women knowing exactly what i'm talking about and a lot of men going "I do not see why one should not be precise in his manner of expression, I merely desire to clarify my intent lest my intentions be misjudged by hostile adversaries" a quote tweet from Jason/longwall26. the original tweet is from YouGov and says that one in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams. longwalk's response reads: Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly a tweet from iscoff dated 12/6/2012, reading: every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. it's always the same angel. it's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't a tweet from cakemittens dated 15/4/2015, reading: an app following the success of grindr and tindr called spindr that matches you with two princes who adore you
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Awwww! That car belongs on these roads only
A photo of a children's rug with a cartoon neighbourhood design
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I'm going to miss this calendar next year
A photo of the Friday November 28 page of the Reductress day-a-page calendar. A stock photo of a person writing in a diary is captioned "traumatic experience really taking its sweet time turning into art."
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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A photo of a grey bus. The LCD screen along the top front of the bus reads "NO? ?? ???????"
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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AITA? I always guard the bathroom when my roommate is using it to protect her from dangers (family tradition), however she refuses to extend this courtesy to me when i use my bathroom at 3 am even when i scream for her. is she being unreasonable? i'm a cat if this is relevant
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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This exchange in this thread is for @nospaceforjack.bsky.social
A bsky thread in response to the below article: Poster 1: Kate Winslet... What can't she do Poster 2: share a door? Poster 3: that's cold Poster 1: so was the water!
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I'm convinced that if I licked a glacier I'd be free of thirst for the rest of my life. That time would probably be short because I'd die of Ancient Bacteria but the minutes before then would be so clean and cold and refreshing
A photo of Lilyhookbreen glacier in the Svalbard Islands.
October 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I spent a good two minutes trying to decide, so the answer is Purple
A tag yourself-type meme asking which type of neurodivergent are you? Five cartoon drawings of a femme-presenting person follow, labelled "trash possum neurodivergent" (green), "overwhelmed sobbing neurodivergent" (blue), "feral goblin neurodivergent" (yellow), "shut out and shut down neurodivergent" (pink) and "the neurodivergent who overthinks which type of neurodivergent they are, even though there are no stakes" (purple)
September 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
melpemone.bsky.social
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
A photo of Iris Apfel, seated in a white armchair and wearing an elaborate ruffled yellow jacket and slightly lighter yellow trousers, as well as a purple blouse, several bangles, and her signature round black oversized glasses. Her grey hair is swept into a pompadour style.
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Gaze upon the majesty of this apple danish
A photo of a hand sized apple danish that looks incredibly flaky and delicious
August 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
melpemone.bsky.social
The word "implore" gives this weird energy, but okay
Screenshot of a post from @wildeny.bksy.social. it shows the Margitte artworks The Treachery of Images and The Son of Man. Text reads "Gimme Magritte boys and free my soul ceci n'est pas une rocknroll green apple face"
August 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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i like to answer
a graphic containing 40 questions for an "for every like i'll answer" meme
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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A heavily struck over and re-written meme. the final text reads "meme makers be like i'm going to remove 90% of the original words from the meme. my brother in christ you have left me wondering what the hell a subway sandwich is doing in this image." the only words left from the original meme are "be like" and "you". all of this is written over the top of a photo of a half subway sandwich and drink.
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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😢
A photo of a very beaten-up looking thumb trackball mouse sitting on a pale wood veneer desk. Text reads In Loving Memory - Work Mouse - 2018-2025
August 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
melpemone.bsky.social
Happy birthday! Here are the songs I voted for in Australia's best Aus songs of all time poll
July 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
melpemone.bsky.social
I'm not imploring but it'd be nice
Venn diagram showing Bono on one side and an oboe on the other with a bonobo in the middle. This is hysterically funny to me
July 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
melpemone.bsky.social
Ha!!
Picrew generated image of a woman with short pink hair with lime green eyeshadow and many piercings Quiz results: queercoded. Everyone sees how you look at your best friend. Everyone sees the way all your icons are queer. Everyone sees the way you dress. Everyone sees your lack of proper love interest. Well, except for Reddit, but what can you do, really?
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Oh noooooooo 😂😂😂
July 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Age verification: I had a six digit icq number.
a partial screenshot of the late 90s version of the chat client ICQ showing the status options
July 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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✨ PEN CHAT ✨

Pictured are my current Best Pens For Work, with the proviso that I haven't made a new stationery order in a long time. Honourable mentions: OHTO Fude Ball Rollerball Pen 1.5mm and the Pentel EnerGel Euro Gel Pen in 0.35mm
A photo of the top halves of the following pens: Pilot G2 0.35mm, uniball signo 0.38mm, uniball signo 0.7mm, Pentrl EnerGel 05
July 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
Meme. A photo of the underside of a beaten-up looking PC mouse with one AA battery angled to make contact in both battery slots. The mouse is lit up, indicating that the battery trick has worked. The text reads "when people ask how you function on three hours of sleep."
July 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM