Real Mel Valentin
@melvalentin.bsky.social
I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. Writer-for-hire. SF-based film critic (Cinapse, Screen Anarchy, That Shelf). Pragmatic progressive.
True enough, but Helen Mirren in Morgana ...
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
True enough, but Helen Mirren in Morgana ...
From Kubrick's Barry Lyndon. New restoration playing Cannes this weekend, theatrical in the States to follow. Can't wait, will wait.
May 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
From Kubrick's Barry Lyndon. New restoration playing Cannes this weekend, theatrical in the States to follow. Can't wait, will wait.
Still recovering from seeing this online ...
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Still recovering from seeing this online ...
Just leaving this here for no reason, no reason at all.*
*NYT once again platforming fascists.
*NYT once again platforming fascists.
April 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just leaving this here for no reason, no reason at all.*
*NYT once again platforming fascists.
*NYT once again platforming fascists.
Kinda says it all, I think.
April 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Kinda says it all, I think.
It's my birthday and the first thought that comes to mind is ...
February 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's my birthday and the first thought that comes to mind is ...
Post your favourite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)
He always reminded me of the humanoid aliens from THIS PLANET EARTH.
December 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM
He always reminded me of the humanoid aliens from THIS PLANET EARTH.
Sing it with me, "This is how you do it."
October 21, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Sing it with me, "This is how you do it."
Relevant today, tomorrow, and yesterday.
September 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Relevant today, tomorrow, and yesterday.
Apparently, it's me (Mel) day over at #ScreenAnarchy today.
September 19, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Apparently, it's me (Mel) day over at #ScreenAnarchy today.
And here's my answer.
September 16, 2024 at 11:20 PM
And here's my answer.
Taylor Swift just endorsed #HarrisWalz2024.
September 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Taylor Swift just endorsed #HarrisWalz2024.
At day camp one summer, an older boy tried to drown me after he tried to bully me into lending him my snorkel.
August 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
At day camp one summer, an older boy tried to drown me after he tried to bully me into lending him my snorkel.
Me every day between now and the 2024 presidential election.
July 5, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Me every day between now and the 2024 presidential election.
December 13, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Some good news to share ...
July 17, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Some good news to share ...