I’ll bet both have corresponding high school pictures with that bad ass classic laser background.

Somebody left the gate open again… kinda like when the dog gets scared of the fireworks.

You try to close the area off, but poor thing stills poops on the bed before hiding in the closet & eating shoes.

We can settle this right here, right now. You are the NFL MVP.

And yes, I am dumb enough and angry enough to get into a pissing contest with anyone who says otherwise.

They also try to ham fist their own personal catch phrases into the mix just to drum up unnecessary drama.

How many times have they said a play is “backbreaker” today?

That dog appears to be on a mission, carrying a swagger that will set the world at ease.

Thank you.

Right? I want a watercolor too.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY HOODIES IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR WATERCOLOR?

I mean… knowing there’s a 66% chance of a running play is great & all but that graphic just feels like a distraction from the fact they just forced another State Farm ad into the broadcast…

“Here’s some more shit to argue about between snaps…”

Do they explain why the NFL feels the need to display the percentage possibilities for the upcoming play as field level graphics?

Is it all about betting outcomes?

I only know about this from Dan Lewis’s Now I Know email list. But now I can’t unknow it & it is glorious.

Just like the catcher who threw a potato.

Don’t you go bringing the Icky Shuffle into this… 😏

What’s the count since the booger flicking began?

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Right on, thanks for that!

Does inclusion a list yield a free tshirt? Pair of socks perhaps?

I’m good with lists as long as lists pay out in participation swag.