Bison
@mem0riesofshadal00.bsky.social
Who am I?
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
Writer is 18, no lewd
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
Writer is 18, no lewd
Pinned
“Show me your worth! I will tame you in due time!”
Portrayal of SF6’s take of M. Bison.
Portrayal of SF6’s take of M. Bison.
(In the distance:)
My Psycho Power feels slightly stronger now…
My Psycho Power feels slightly stronger now…
{Randomly gets mailed a glitter bomb through a portal, turns out it was a Glitter Flash Bang}
“ Qué cara-- ”
“ Qué cara-- ”
a cat 's head is visible in a living room
ALT: a cat 's head is visible in a living room
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January 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
(In the distance:)
My Psycho Power feels slightly stronger now…
My Psycho Power feels slightly stronger now…
Stro.
Tomorrow about half the country’s gonna get the biggest snowstorm in about a decade
I hope you all stay safe
Tomorrow about half the country’s gonna get the biggest snowstorm in about a decade
I hope you all stay safe
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Stro.
Tomorrow about half the country’s gonna get the biggest snowstorm in about a decade
I hope you all stay safe
Tomorrow about half the country’s gonna get the biggest snowstorm in about a decade
I hope you all stay safe
(The man sits atop his horse, without a word. Crossing his arms, he responds:)
I have no memory of you. That means you are lower than garbage.
(With a gentle yet firm kick to the horse’s side, it turns around and trots off, the man atop it.)
I have no memory of you. That means you are lower than garbage.
(With a gentle yet firm kick to the horse’s side, it turns around and trots off, the man atop it.)
A pause with a shocked face, before answering
"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"
"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
(The man sits atop his horse, without a word. Crossing his arms, he responds:)
I have no memory of you. That means you are lower than garbage.
(With a gentle yet firm kick to the horse’s side, it turns around and trots off, the man atop it.)
I have no memory of you. That means you are lower than garbage.
(With a gentle yet firm kick to the horse’s side, it turns around and trots off, the man atop it.)
Impudent and arrogant. Perhaps he found something else in the area.
Anything that isn’t your inflated sense of self.
Anything that isn’t your inflated sense of self.
"hmm... Oh!"
Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses
"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"
Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses
"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Impudent and arrogant. Perhaps he found something else in the area.
Anything that isn’t your inflated sense of self.
Anything that isn’t your inflated sense of self.
Stro.
Bison affectionately calls his horse Madness when (he thinks) no one else can hear
Bison affectionately calls his horse Madness when (he thinks) no one else can hear
OOC QUESTION
If you could: Which one of your HCs about your muse would you make canon?
If you could: Which one of your HCs about your muse would you make canon?
January 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Stro.
Bison affectionately calls his horse Madness when (he thinks) no one else can hear
Bison affectionately calls his horse Madness when (he thinks) no one else can hear
Hmph. Why my steed wandered here is beyond me. He’s not the type to seek people out.
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hmph. Why my steed wandered here is beyond me. He’s not the type to seek people out.
(As this occurs, a mysterious cloaked man approaches, beckoning the mare’s attention.)
Stay your hooves, don’t waste your time on this garbage.
Stay your hooves, don’t waste your time on this garbage.
Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear
"Uh... Hello?"
"Uh... Hello?"
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 AM
(As this occurs, a mysterious cloaked man approaches, beckoning the mare’s attention.)
Stay your hooves, don’t waste your time on this garbage.
Stay your hooves, don’t waste your time on this garbage.
The feeling is mutual, trash.
I hate all of you-
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The feeling is mutual, trash.
(The horse walks up the plumber, staring him down, as if he’s judging him, followed by a snort from its nose directly into Mario’s face.)
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 AM
(The horse walks up the plumber, staring him down, as if he’s judging him, followed by a snort from its nose directly into Mario’s face.)
(Awakening the hero from his nap is a strange black stallion, who lands beside Mario. The horse seems to have a rein and bridle, but no rider.)
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
(Awakening the hero from his nap is a strange black stallion, who lands beside Mario. The horse seems to have a rein and bridle, but no rider.)
As long as I have traversed this place, I see only idiots.
And yet, I am intrigued. Prattle on about whatever as I merely observe.
And yet, I am intrigued. Prattle on about whatever as I merely observe.
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
As long as I have traversed this place, I see only idiots.
And yet, I am intrigued. Prattle on about whatever as I merely observe.
And yet, I am intrigued. Prattle on about whatever as I merely observe.
Nintendo still bogs this so called “plumber boy” down with the prospect of a friend.
To live in this world, you do not associate with anyone that long.
To live in this world, you do not associate with anyone that long.
“I feel bad for the plumber boy get done dirty by Nintendo by making him and the human princess be friends... That's like if me and Max are only considered as friends instead of building up a relationship...”
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Nintendo still bogs this so called “plumber boy” down with the prospect of a friend.
To live in this world, you do not associate with anyone that long.
To live in this world, you do not associate with anyone that long.
I don’t see “friends”. I see either allies or unknowing assets.
Save for my steed, of course. He has never failed me.
Save for my steed, of course. He has never failed me.
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I don’t see “friends”. I see either allies or unknowing assets.
Save for my steed, of course. He has never failed me.
Save for my steed, of course. He has never failed me.
(He’s feeding his horse.)
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 AM
(He’s feeding his horse.)
No great man has truly sustained themselves on brute force alone. Through pieces of my fragmented memory, I can attest to this.
January 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
No great man has truly sustained themselves on brute force alone. Through pieces of my fragmented memory, I can attest to this.
(Bison, atop his horse, yanks the harness, causing a sharp stop, and pets its head to calm it, as he looks over his shoulder at the source of the voice.)
How do you know my identity?
How do you know my identity?
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
(Bison, atop his horse, yanks the harness, causing a sharp stop, and pets its head to calm it, as he looks over his shoulder at the source of the voice.)
How do you know my identity?
How do you know my identity?
My “aura”? Do you refer to my Psycho Power?
Make some sense, you dolt!
Make some sense, you dolt!
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My “aura”? Do you refer to my Psycho Power?
Make some sense, you dolt!
Make some sense, you dolt!
I cannot even begin to parse your meaning.
“Sigma Rizz!”
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I cannot even begin to parse your meaning.
English. Why ask such an idiotic question?
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 PM
English. Why ask such an idiotic question?
Hm. Interesting.
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Hm. Interesting.
From what I’ve heard of you, you spew nothing but incomprehensible ramblings.
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
From what I’ve heard of you, you spew nothing but incomprehensible ramblings.
No. This Psycho Power has accompanied me for far longer.
How I acquired it is a memory I cannot recall.
How I acquired it is a memory I cannot recall.
“Wait..
You were at Mega City?
When?! Because if people are suddenly getting cool powers seemingly without technology… then that’s a.. weird but groundbreaking mutation.”
You were at Mega City?
When?! Because if people are suddenly getting cool powers seemingly without technology… then that’s a.. weird but groundbreaking mutation.”
Hmph. It’s irrelevant nonetheless.
(He looks down at his hand, which ignites in a flame of Psycho Power.)
This power. I recall using it in a world which you also inhabited.
(He looks down at his hand, which ignites in a flame of Psycho Power.)
This power. I recall using it in a world which you also inhabited.
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
No. This Psycho Power has accompanied me for far longer.
How I acquired it is a memory I cannot recall.
How I acquired it is a memory I cannot recall.
Reposted by Bison
Kenny Omega influence on Alex is now confirmed for Street Fighter 6
Snapdragon suplex
V-Trigger
One Winged Angel
This boy can wrassle
Snapdragon suplex
V-Trigger
One Winged Angel
This boy can wrassle
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Kenny Omega influence on Alex is now confirmed for Street Fighter 6
Snapdragon suplex
V-Trigger
One Winged Angel
This boy can wrassle
Snapdragon suplex
V-Trigger
One Winged Angel
This boy can wrassle
Hmph. It’s irrelevant nonetheless.
(He looks down at his hand, which ignites in a flame of Psycho Power.)
This power. I recall using it in a world which you also inhabited.
(He looks down at his hand, which ignites in a flame of Psycho Power.)
This power. I recall using it in a world which you also inhabited.
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Hmph. It’s irrelevant nonetheless.
(He looks down at his hand, which ignites in a flame of Psycho Power.)
This power. I recall using it in a world which you also inhabited.
(He looks down at his hand, which ignites in a flame of Psycho Power.)
This power. I recall using it in a world which you also inhabited.
Hm. I somehow recall your visage…
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Hm. I somehow recall your visage…