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Sometimes politely asking them to cool it works.
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes politely asking them to cool it works.
It's just that slapping them silly with a large fish was the least I could do.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's just that slapping them silly with a large fish was the least I could do.
It's giving startled emu?
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It's giving startled emu?
Listen, it's a really good song that makes my brain buzz in exactly the right way for *checks calendar* 4.5 months and counting, multiple times a day. That's normal, yes?
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Listen, it's a really good song that makes my brain buzz in exactly the right way for *checks calendar* 4.5 months and counting, multiple times a day. That's normal, yes?
Gives me betta fish vibes
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Gives me betta fish vibes
This child may be a genius, will do some validation testing this weekend.
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This child may be a genius, will do some validation testing this weekend.
We bio majors had plans within plans for every conceivable apocalyptic type scenario. We knew which campus buildings were velociraptor safe, which labs stored which chemicals, and had a zombie evac plans. Our post lab lunch tables were very creative places.
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We bio majors had plans within plans for every conceivable apocalyptic type scenario. We knew which campus buildings were velociraptor safe, which labs stored which chemicals, and had a zombie evac plans. Our post lab lunch tables were very creative places.
Totally big weird cows
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Totally big weird cows
Oh wow I would never recover, that's incredible
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh wow I would never recover, that's incredible
My first impression was a diving bird, basically tail visible above the splash.
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My first impression was a diving bird, basically tail visible above the splash.
I love the ice age holdouts so much.
September 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love the ice age holdouts so much.
You mean like Vulcans, or are you looking for something else?
September 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You mean like Vulcans, or are you looking for something else?
I also use a WD 2TB... It's older and larger but it's never let me down. I've moved multiple times including cross country with it. Works great with my iMac (and other computers); I would without hesitation get another WD external hard drive.
August 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I also use a WD 2TB... It's older and larger but it's never let me down. I've moved multiple times including cross country with it. Works great with my iMac (and other computers); I would without hesitation get another WD external hard drive.
I'm pretty sure cats could clear this up for us, but I don't know if they would.
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm pretty sure cats could clear this up for us, but I don't know if they would.
But also, some of them may have been a touch dramatic... I don't know if their hip structure would support that weird little jog with the tail sticking up that rhinos/similar do, but how fun would that be if they did? Flashing their crests and doing a little "take that!" jog
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
But also, some of them may have been a touch dramatic... I don't know if their hip structure would support that weird little jog with the tail sticking up that rhinos/similar do, but how fun would that be if they did? Flashing their crests and doing a little "take that!" jog
I like to think they were kinda like rhinos, mostly pretty chill dudes but absolutely willing to be the whole problem at a moment's notice.
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I like to think they were kinda like rhinos, mostly pretty chill dudes but absolutely willing to be the whole problem at a moment's notice.
How long have you been sitting on that one? 🤔
August 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How long have you been sitting on that one? 🤔
Look at them! Figuring it out!
August 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Look at them! Figuring it out!
Only one way to find out. For science.
August 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Only one way to find out. For science.
I think this holds water.
August 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think this holds water.
I was able to cut it down drastically by blocking certain words/tags, but that's probably only taken care of 90% give or take. It's much better but doesn't get rid of some of the more obnoxious (particularly political) examples. I'm still trying to figure out how to cut those down. It's so bad.
August 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I was able to cut it down drastically by blocking certain words/tags, but that's probably only taken care of 90% give or take. It's much better but doesn't get rid of some of the more obnoxious (particularly political) examples. I'm still trying to figure out how to cut those down. It's so bad.
I would have loved this, I had an injury during undergrad that made sitting still for study difficult and my life was so much better if I could walk and listen (or stand and write).
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I would have loved this, I had an injury during undergrad that made sitting still for study difficult and my life was so much better if I could walk and listen (or stand and write).
She looks amazing and clearly has no regrets, 10/10 would unplug again
August 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She looks amazing and clearly has no regrets, 10/10 would unplug again